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North Korea Nuclear Test

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:09 pm
by John S
Does anyone have an opinion on what the Japanese, UN, JWB, or you and i should do next?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:37 pm
by Surfbored
1) Go up Bengullion, dig a big trench and line it with grass and leaves.
2) Get in the trench.
3) Cover yourself & the trench with sticks, twigs & leaves.

It won't save you, but helps keep the place tidy.

Re: North Korea Nuclear Test

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:22 pm
by ionnsaigh
John S wrote:Does anyone have an opinion on what the Japanese, UN, JWB, or you and i should do next?


Well done a great leap forward.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:11 pm
by Charlie
The japanese should keep a very close eye on North Korea, and ensure that they've got missiles in place to shoot down any incoming attack from NK. But try and stay calm, and don't do anything rash

United nations should try and keep everybody talking. I know, I know, but keep trying.

JWB - GWB? - should do nothing at all - stay away, and definitely don't attack.

you & i - dissuade our governements from attacking or doing anything rash. I remeber the cuban missle crisis and that passed. just lets not aggrevate the situation.

Perhaps get the wives of the leaders to meet and talk about it - rather than the macho male presidents. NK say they are arming up to try and prevent a US attack. Now, have they got a point ("axis of evil" and all that)? Maybe they're more afraid of us than we are of them. Lets not poke them with a stick. Everybody stay calm.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:30 am
by Beachcomber
Surfbored wrote:1) Go up Bengullion, dig a big trench and line it with grass and leaves.
2) Get in the trench.
3) Cover yourself & the trench with sticks, twigs & leaves.


I've got a key somewhere that should fit the hatch on Hill 60...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:55 am
by Sweltered
Charlie wrote:The japanese should keep a very close eye on North Korea, and ensure that they've got missiles in place to shoot down any incoming attack from NK. But try and stay calm, and don't do anything rash

United nations should try and keep everybody talking. I know, I know, but keep trying.

JWB - GWB? - should do nothing at all - stay away, and definitely don't attack.

you & i - dissuade our governements from attacking or doing anything rash. I remeber the cuban missle crisis and that passed. just lets not aggrevate the situation.

Perhaps get the wives of the leaders to meet and talk about it - rather than the macho male presidents. NK say they are arming up to try and prevent a US attack. Now, have they got a point ("axis of evil" and all that)? Maybe they're more afraid of us than we are of them. Lets not poke them with a stick. Everybody stay calm.


Remember, Hilary Clinton was once the leader's wife....perhaps that's not a good idea.

The three top exports from North Korea are, Counterfeit money. Heroin and missile technology, next on the list....nuclear missile technology? The talking hasn't worked so far...China and Russia have to deal with this one. THey helped create the monster, as the US helped create Saddam, Osama etc

Interesting fact, the North Korean leader got 18 holes in one during his first ever game of golf... well, that's how the N.Korean media reported it...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:06 pm
by Stone Cold aka Doags Bs
Get Bauer on the case

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:38 pm
by A Horse called Juan Face
Charlie wrote:Perhaps get the wives of the leaders to meet and talk about it - rather than the macho male presidents. NK say they are arming up to try and prevent a US attack. Now, have they got a point ("axis of evil" and all that)? Maybe they're more afraid of us than we are of them. Lets not poke them with a stick. Everybody stay calm.


Kim Jong-Il would still win
he has many wives or concubines

Just two words ...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:19 pm
by Annie
HOLY CRAP!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:07 pm
by dunoon
][quote]Remember, Hilary Clinton was once the leader's wife....perhaps that's not a good idea.

The three top exports from North Korea are, Counterfeit money. Heroin and missile technology, next on the list....nuclear missile technology? The talking hasn't worked so far...China and Russia have to deal with this one. THey helped create the monster, as the US helped create Saddam, Osama etc

Interesting fact, the North Korean leader got 18 holes in one during his first ever game of golf... well, that's how the N.Korean media reported it...[/quote


Actually that's how the American press reported how the Korean Press reported it. If you want to be really scared have a look at Google earth for North Korea. If you want to be really, really scared search Google Earth for Black Helicopters.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:42 am
by Sweltered
dunoon wrote:]
Remember, Hilary Clinton was once the leader's wife....perhaps that's not a good idea.

The three top exports from North Korea are, Counterfeit money. Heroin and missile technology, next on the list....nuclear missile technology? The talking hasn't worked so far...China and Russia have to deal with this one. THey helped create the monster, as the US helped create Saddam, Osama etc

Interesting fact, the North Korean leader got 18 holes in one during his first ever game of golf... well, that's how the N.Korean media reported it...[/quote


Actually that's how the American press reported how the Korean Press reported it. If you want to be really scared have a look at Google earth for North Korea. If you want to be really, really scared search Google Earth for Black Helicopters.


Actually it was the Australian press

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:34 am
by dunoon
Sweltered wrote:
dunoon wrote:]
Remember, Hilary Clinton was once the leader's wife....perhaps that's not a good idea.

The three top exports from North Korea are, Counterfeit money. Heroin and missile technology, next on the list....nuclear missile technology? The talking hasn't worked so far...China and Russia have to deal with this one. THey helped create the monster, as the US helped create Saddam, Osama etc

Interesting fact, the North Korean leader got 18 holes in one during his first ever game of golf... well, that's how the N.Korean media reported it...[/quote


Actually that's how the American press reported how the Korean Press reported it. If you want to be really scared have a look at Google earth for North Korea. If you want to be really, really scared search Google Earth for Black Helicopters.


Actually it was the Australian press


Touche :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:36 pm
by general jack o'niell
:( deleted due to apathy on my part

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:34 pm
by John S
Better than looking like a tooch :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:45 pm
by dunoon
John S wrote:Better than looking like a tooch :lol:


So ganging up now eh! Just like Blair and Bush :wink:

I have some wonderful N Korean propoganda video that I was going to post to You Tube but hey these guys are going to get sued anyway. I think what we have to watch out for here is the reaction of Japan - there is no love lost between the two.
Many South Koreans on the other hand would love re-unification of Korea - leastwise most of them that I have talked to.

USA cannot do anything and Korea doesn't have any oil so who would join the yanks anyway? If we are going to start sorting out dictators lets look at Africa first. Then perhaps we could start putting our own house in order. Black Helicopters anyone ....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/14/google_earth_competition_results