The Kintyre Forum

Just wanted to say that I'm sorry that General Jack deleted all his posts. Agree or disagree, he has brought a lot of opinion to the forum, a lot of funny remarks, and agree or disagree, he is a character. Hope everything is okay, general.

I'll second that. Always look for your posts, Gen Jack-

Now girls, sometimes things on here are not as they seem. The report from the school bus if you can believe it, is as folllows:

That old fool Snoddy prescribed the wrong pills again, giving the General the pills that the Bochan was meant to get for his D.A.G.S. (Doom & Gloom Syndrome). In an usual state of euphoria, the General shared the secret of his password with his older brothers. Now you need to remember that their pedigree leaves them at risk of having a touch of the bocan in them. THe report was that these rogues went in and changed the General's password and deleted all his postings.

The enraged General isn't even able to log on anymore, but Mrs General has been pleading with two to the East who hold the key to the whole debacle.


That's if you can believe these rascals on the bus. They would steal one shoe from your doorstep, so god knows what they would tell you!

Now you have cleared things up and made of everything fall into place. And I was wondering why everyone was limping around one shoe on, one shoe off. Someone go wake Snoddy up from his snooze, tell him its an emergency!

Just as a matter of passing interest, why is he deleating his posts?

BecausehetooktheDAGSpillsmeantfortheBochanandinhiseuphoriagavehispasswordtohisolderbrotherswho
wentthroughanddeletedeverythingandchangedhispasswordandnowhecantevensignonanymoreandpongal
wastoldbytheguyswhostealshoessocouldbelyingbutmightnotbe.....

sheesh , everyone knows this..

Right Pongal wrote:Now girls, sometimes things on here are not as they seem. The report from the school bus if you can believe it, is as folllows:

That old fool Snoddy prescribed the wrong pills again, giving the General the pills that the Bochan was meant to get for his D.A.G.S. (Doom & Gloom Syndrome). In an usual state of euphoria, the General shared the secret of his password with his older brothers. Now you need to remember that their pedigree leaves them at risk of having a touch of the bocan in them. THe report was that these rogues went in and changed the General's password and deleted all his postings.

The enraged General isn't even able to log on anymore, but Mrs General has been pleading with two to the East who hold the key to the whole debacle.


That's if you can believe these rascals on the bus. They would steal one shoe from your doorstep, so god knows what they would tell you!

Now see you think you know but you don't, glad to see the backwardness is still alive and well in the village, he's only got wan older brother. And as you well know, there's more than just a touch o' the bochan. And it is a pity he listened to the those in the east, when he knows perfectly well that true enlightenment lies to the West.

Wheres the rest of the pictur Mr Mor

Sweltered wrote:

Right Pongal wrote:Now girls, sometimes things on here are not as they seem. The report from the school bus if you can believe it, is as folllows:

That old fool Snoddy prescribed the wrong pills again, giving the General the pills that the Bochan was meant to get for his D.A.G.S. (Doom & Gloom Syndrome). In an usual state of euphoria, the General shared the secret of his password with his older brothers. Now you need to remember that their pedigree leaves them at risk of having a touch of the bocan in them. THe report was that these rogues went in and changed the General's password and deleted all his postings.

The enraged General isn't even able to log on anymore, but Mrs General has been pleading with two to the East who hold the key to the whole debacle.


That's if you can believe these rascals on the bus. They would steal one shoe from your doorstep, so god knows what they would tell you!

Now see you think you know but you don't, glad to see the backwardness is still alive and well in the village, he's only got wan older brother. And as you well know, there's more than just a touch o' the bochan. And it is a pity he listened to the those in the east, when he knows perfectly well that true enlightenment lies to the West.

Wheres the rest of the pictur Mr Mor

I'm keeping that for when the General comes back: Come Back!

Bochan Mor wrote:

There's bound to be a good tale there, General..we want to hear it!

The general is possibly (in association with the rest of the brothers) , one of the star attractions on here.
I hope his exile isn't prolonged

Surfbored wrote:The general is possibly (in association with the rest of the brothers) , one of the star attractions on here.
I hope his exile isn't prolonged

Must agree with that.

Surfbored wrote:The general is possibly (in association with the rest of the brothers) , one of the star attractions on here.
I hope his exile isn't prolonged

ha ha ha
aye he should come back
its boring without him

Sweltered wrote:

Right Pongal wrote:Now girls, sometimes things on here are not as they seem. The report from the school bus if you can believe it, is as folllows:

That old fool Snoddy prescribed the wrong pills again, giving the General the pills that the Bochan was meant to get for his D.A.G.S. (Doom & Gloom Syndrome). In an usual state of euphoria, the General shared the secret of his password with his older brothers. Now you need to remember that their pedigree leaves them at risk of having a touch of the bocan in them. THe report was that these rogues went in and changed the General's password and deleted all his postings.

The enraged General isn't even able to log on anymore, but Mrs General has been pleading with two to the East who hold the key to the whole debacle.


That's if you can believe these rascals on the bus. They would steal one shoe from your doorstep, so god knows what they would tell you!

Now see you think you know but you don't, glad to see the backwardness is still alive and well in the village, he's only got wan older brother. And as you well know, there's more than just a touch o' the bochan. And it is a pity he listened to the those in the east, when he knows perfectly well that true enlightenment lies to the West.

Wheres the rest of the pictur Mr Mor

Hear Hear, though does living in the same town count? I am technically nearer Westport

And General, see the posts, they do love you really!

Am quite new to this forum but have read a lot of General Jacks postings and the forum is at a loss without him.

WHAT DO WE WANT?


GENERAL JACK

WHEN DO WE WANT HIM?

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on General lets here from you again the forum is p**h(not posh) without you