does a "made man" mean his mother knitted him?

[big tony]

this doesn't really mean anything, i have to go relieve the strain on my prostate and just wondered how long it takes for somebody to whine that posters are going off topic on this thread?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

how's the weather

[Malky]

2 brown loaves please

Malky

[big tony]

plain or pan?

it a rerr day in the kingdom of kintyre, the crocs are fair gurgling in the sewers and the birds are blowin on their feet so as no to get stuck tae a branch with the early frost.

who says birds canna blow!!! they can whistle, so they must be able to blow, i'm sure i once saw a gull blow on a hot chip before eating in, only after dunkin it in a puddle to wash of the excess salt, wonder where the chip came from?

[Malky]

Mr McLean's shoulder ?

Malky

[Bobbie En Tejas]

pondering topic with knitted brow

[Annie]

Could he be made of ginger "bread, and would that be plain or pan or some of that malt loaf stuff!

I am confused and OFF TOPIC!!!!!!!!!

[Auld Pop]

Naw Annie, jeest aff yurr heed.

[gizmo]

Is Neilly McFadyens horse still alive

[Annie]

Naw Annie, jeest aff yurr heed.

Aye pop yer right, the are drivin' me roon the ben'!!!!!!!!

I thought I saw a horse, but maybe it was a puddy tat!!!!!!!!


ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[big tony]

The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does


thats got to be one of the most insightful statements i've ever read, theres folk know what i'm doing everyday and i've never left the hoose!!!!


ooooh theres a big heli topter, i'm away oot to see it!!!!!