Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:58 amWhats got 3 legs and lives on a farm....... The McCartneys...... That was my faviorite joke and now I cant use it any more 
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:58 amPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:09 amAm I the only one who doesn't find these jokes funny?
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:13 amProbably Bobbie. Probably.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:06 amBobbie En Tejas wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't find these jokes funny?
I don't think so. It's become predictable.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:57 pmWossie was pretty funny - asked if anyone has actually checked to see if she has really lost a leg or she strapped it up for sympathy. Cmon get off the fence - we would all just give Paul a cuddle and tell him its ok he was had - it could happen to anyone - on a smaller scale perhaps.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:37 amBored with this topic in fact "stumped" for a reply !!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:37 pmi'm not going to denegrate anyones rights to marry a multi millionaire and stick their face into any and every camera within tabloid shot of her fissog.
the woman has made the best of her abilities, which its handy she can accomplish lying flat on her back, since shes not much use when it xcomes to a knee trembler, in her hoose that means getting a spanner oot and tightening a nut or two
macca is alright with me, i remember the last time i met him(nothing special everybodys met him) i was crossing the road carry two bags of messages, he was standing on the pavement opposite waiting to cross, hesitating due to traffic, i being i, just stepped out in front of the traffic, daring it to run me over (a wee game i like to play) as i got to the other side he was looking at me, i was looking at him, you know the kind of thing i could see his brain working (horrible it was) thinking of a stranger to stranger comment to make "been shopping?" he said, "no, been shopping!" i replied and carried on up the street.
i'm sure he laughed, i hope he got the joke
if you don't get it try watching HELP!!! he does the same gag with ringo, i did wait till i was round the corner before doing the fist pump YES!!!!!
the woman has made the best of her abilities, which its handy she can accomplish lying flat on her back, since shes not much use when it xcomes to a knee trembler, in her hoose that means getting a spanner oot and tightening a nut or two
macca is alright with me, i remember the last time i met him(nothing special everybodys met him) i was crossing the road carry two bags of messages, he was standing on the pavement opposite waiting to cross, hesitating due to traffic, i being i, just stepped out in front of the traffic, daring it to run me over (a wee game i like to play) as i got to the other side he was looking at me, i was looking at him, you know the kind of thing i could see his brain working (horrible it was) thinking of a stranger to stranger comment to make "been shopping?" he said, "no, been shopping!" i replied and carried on up the street.
i'm sure he laughed, i hope he got the joke
if you don't get it try watching HELP!!! he does the same gag with ringo, i did wait till i was round the corner before doing the fist pump YES!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:34 pmWhy, in these enlightened times is it politically incorrect to make jokes about race, disability, religion, sexual orientation, etc, yet in this particular case it seems to be perfectly acceptable, even fashionable, to make fun of a woman with an artificial limb?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:46 pmYes Emdee,your correct its easy to mock someone who is in the public eye like this, and its very small minded of the culprits involved, perhaps it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot.
Dejavu
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:46 pmbig tony wrote:i'm not going to denegrate anyones rights to marry a multi millionaire and stick their face into any and every camera within tabloid shot of her fissog.
the woman has made the best of her abilities, which its handy she can accomplish lying flat on her back, since shes not much use when it xcomes to a knee trembler, in her hoose that means getting a spanner oot and tightening a nut or two
macca is alright with me, i remember the last time i met him(nothing special everybodys met him) i was crossing the road carry two bags of messages, he was standing on the pavement opposite waiting to cross, hesitating due to traffic, i being i, just stepped out in front of the traffic, daring it to run me over (a wee game i like to play) as i got to the other side he was looking at me, i was looking at him, you know the kind of thing i could see his brain working (horrible it was) thinking of a stranger to stranger comment to make "been shopping?" he said, "no, been shopping!" i replied and carried on up the street.
i'm sure he laughed, i hope he got the joke
if you don't get it try watching HELP!!! he does the same gag with ringo, i did wait till i was round the corner before doing the fist pump YES!!!!!
Err I'm sure someone else told this story about a month ago
Curious that!Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:49 pmYes, sweltered, but apparently the person wasn't as apathetic as the person put on Maybe eventually we'll get all the posts back. 
Maybe eventually we'll get all the posts back. Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:23 pmAuld Pop wrote:Yes Emdee,your correct its easy to mock someone who is in the public eye like this, and its very small minded of the culprits involved, perhaps it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot.
Small Minded mm be careful now - you don't really have a leg to stand on.
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:06 pmsmart bastard!!!!!!
prove it?
prove it?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:03 amwhat have heather mills and barry ferguson got in common?
A) they've only got one good leg
OR
B) neither of them can kick a ball with their left foot
A) they've only got one good leg
OR
B) neither of them can kick a ball with their left foot