Bubbly

[Pete Reek]

Heard a story aboot the Bubbly wan (ah dont mean champagne ya numpty) Hayvin a bit o trubble wunnerin if its true or naw.

Mind at the tail end o last year he wisna tae be seen? Well, the story goes that he had fun his wey tae Manchester and made it tae Uniteds training grun.
He coona jeest watch the boys hayin a keek aboot without showin them that he wis the cock o the walk.

Hees geein it laldy an baitin uvvryboady wi ah the bloody fancy futwork o the dey. Yir man Fergie is hoorafa impressed an asks chookie burdie tae cum ower fur a yarn.

Ahv nuvver seen a turkey use a ba lake that Bubbly,an ah wid lake tae offer yi a contract at a hunner thoosand a week.

Aye fine says owld danglin thrott imsel, but the main thing fur me is knowin if ahm pleyin on Boxind Day!!

Ahv sedd it before an ahll sey it again-- hees bloody qick wae an answer, usnt he?

[Annie]

Aye! The Bubbly disnay miss a trick - pun intended!!!!!!!!!!

[judge roy bean]

like the joke i expect you'll be hae in mince next monday?



ronaldo, you sons of bitches!!!!!

[Annie]

'spect so! I am aeyways up to ma neck in mince!!!!!!!!