The Kintyre Forum

I dont know if its just my old age but the uglies seem to be breeding with one another and not dying out. In the main there seems to be a hoora lot o' ugly weans on the go jeest noo and this goes against what I was taught in school.
Does this mean Darwin was wrong and there is a God?
If so why is the big man takin the p just now - what could we have done to offend him that he would visit us with this plague o' well skelped erses.
I suppose we could blame an overly generous Welfare State, cheap cider and Tricia Goddard but that would be an easy way out.

Any of our distant posters noticing a similar phenomomen in their parts of the world???????

No, we are all beautiful around here

What brought this on?

A fortnight off, bored oot ma tree, nae bevvy plus a truckload o plug bambinos everywhere you look.

Where are you?

In the spare bedroom?????????????????????????????????????????????

Hadrians hiring! wrote:I dont know if its just my old age but the uglies seem to be breeding with one another and not dying out. In the main there seems to be a hoora lot o' ugly weans on the go jeest noo and this goes against what I was taught in school.
Does this mean Darwin was wrong and there is a God?
If so why is the big man takin the p just now - what could we have done to offend him that he would visit us with this plague o' well skelped erses.
I suppose we could blame an overly generous Welfare State, cheap cider and Tricia Goddard but that would be an easy way out.

Any of our distant posters noticing a similar phenomomen in their parts of the world???????

Keep it in your pants chief, then the ugly ones will die oot..