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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Posted:
Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:14 pm
by Malky
Didn't actually read the story but I think he got a bad meal or something.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
Malky

Posted:
Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:04 pm
by The Hitman
.........was it perchance the Guitarist from Guns n Roses??


Posted:
Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:18 pm
by Pete Reek
A report earlier this evening gave his choice of food from the menu as:
Cock-a-Leekie Soup
Sweet Meats with Trimmings
Banana Fritter and Ice Cream.
Don't know if there's any truth in it though. Seems a pretty straight forward choice to me.

Posted:
Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:46 pm
by Beachcomber
Probably got criticised for not leaving a big enough tip in the past.

Posted:
Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm
by daftdog
When i first read the story, i thought it was a load of old b0ll0ck$, but now i know its not such a c0ck and bull story..


Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 am
by Sweltered
I hear he regrets it now, apparently he's quite cut up about it.


Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am
by petewick
NOBody really cares!
petewick

Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:06 pm
by bill
One of the women who witnessed the event was later heard to comment,"I do'nt know what all the fuss is about ,he wo'nt miss what he's never had".


Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:09 pm
by The Hitman
Rumour had it he was just dying for a slash!!


Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:16 pm
by petewick
Bet he feels a right dick though, or not feel, if you ken what I mean.
petewick

Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:18 pm
by The Hitman
Maybe he feels a left one too, maybe that's why he cut one off?


Posted:
Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:25 pm
by petewick
Aye, the visually impaired milkman gets the chop!
petewick