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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:14 pm
by Malky
Didn't actually read the story but I think he got a bad meal or something. :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Malky

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:04 pm
by The Hitman
.........was it perchance the Guitarist from Guns n Roses?? :shock: :shock:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:18 pm
by Pete Reek
A report earlier this evening gave his choice of food from the menu as:

Cock-a-Leekie Soup

Sweet Meats with Trimmings

Banana Fritter and Ice Cream.

Don't know if there's any truth in it though. Seems a pretty straight forward choice to me.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:46 pm
by Beachcomber
Probably got criticised for not leaving a big enough tip in the past.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm
by daftdog
When i first read the story, i thought it was a load of old b0ll0ck$, but now i know its not such a c0ck and bull story.. :?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 am
by Sweltered
I hear he regrets it now, apparently he's quite cut up about it. :D

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am
by petewick
NOBody really cares!


petewick

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:06 pm
by bill
One of the women who witnessed the event was later heard to comment,"I do'nt know what all the fuss is about ,he wo'nt miss what he's never had". :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:09 pm
by The Hitman
Rumour had it he was just dying for a slash!! :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:16 pm
by petewick
Bet he feels a right dick though, or not feel, if you ken what I mean.


petewick

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:18 pm
by The Hitman
Maybe he feels a left one too, maybe that's why he cut one off? :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:25 pm
by petewick
Aye, the visually impaired milkman gets the chop!

petewick