Sheridan

[ionnsaigh]

Super sexy suntanned scary - hing aboot- with wee cheap hairy
Caviare champagne cannabis crack cocaine - three in bed all the same
Swinger swindle swipe- smack smash socialism -pounce perjury pretend- pout poor people- a pauper prince.
Militant makeover an unionist too - makes one wonder the like of you
Such a stud a desperate dan who would vote for such a man
Solidarity send shiver, seek sanctuary, switch south side scheme- ya skunk
Runs in family yer quest for fame- A Hollywood fed Mammy sings- to raise yer name
What an ego what a dick -a fighter for Glasgow you make me sick
Think again pretty boy George before your friendship he will forge
Remember the Poll Tax Tommy boy, a press made man, a safe safe bet

What did you think when opposing the tax- for or against I wonder what
Refusing registration cost a lot -you wouldn't know- as you where bought
Mad with power A delusional dud -guilty as guilty as Hell- we the people- we can tell
I recall that day the sheriff's Office we did stay-you frozen stiff stuck in door with I the last to say the word
Oh how you pushed kicked and shoved- fellow comrades to get to front - candid camera click click click
Workers Party Scotland showed the way -you followed in their wake- not for socialism- but Tommies sake
Down with you Labour Man-ringleader of that mediocre Militant mob- robbing stealing poor peoples vote

[Hadrians hiring!]

Away for 3 weeks Ionns' ? To do this?

Well done

[Sweltered]

hahahahahahahahaha.

That's not Ionn's writing. IMPOSTER

[general jack o'niell]

i have no opinion, just sweltered being last poster spoiled the look of the page, its a never ending cycle, bit like a big wheel, round and round and round and round, wheres the start/ wheres the finish? whats that bright light? i'm coming pa, i'm coming, wait for me.

nonsense complete nonsense, and that describes tommy boy and his political career, a dream a tan and a cheap suit, his mother singing to him summed it all up, ian pattison couldn't have invented him in an episode of rab c. giro valleys jimmy reid

[Sweltered]

What p!$h

[general jack o'niell]

my but your a fly wee bugger, so you are!!!!

[Sweltered]

No flies on me

[general jack o'niell]

i canna get rid of the beggers, i blame global warming

[Sweltered]

It's probably your leg....

[general jack o'niell]

now why haven't i thought of that, the rabbit comes and sits on my knee and bites anyone that comes near me, but maybe that cos i feed her, maybe she can smell my leg too, like those dogs you read about.

yes that did sound morbid, but if you don't laugh, theres something wrong with you, i'l lend you my rabbit, she'll know.

i forgot the whole point of that, young mahogany heid came to the door and dumped a bag and his kilter with me, i can see him getting it across the lug before the nights oot, handing me his rucksack and telling me theres cold stuff in there you better put it in the fridge, then making comments about my banana loaf.

i can see me ending up withoot a leg to stand on, do you think paul mccartney would marry me?

[Pete Reek]

Why not?
Your about as bonny as the one he did marry.

[general jack o'niell]

why thank you kind sir, i have been trying something new with my hair, good to see somebody has noticed!!!

it wasn't a compliment was it?


damn, i fall for it everytime, i'm off, me and tommy are going for a session at lazy rays now it's under new management

[Pete Reek]

General dear boy.
For someone to reach such advanced years as your good self, I find it extremely surprising that you should fail to acknowledge a compliment when it is proffered to you.
On the other hand, its also very heartwarming to see naivity on such a grand scale.
Your contribution to the topics on this forum are always relevant,if at times a litlle unhinged shall we say.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Unhinged cause there's a screw loose?

(Disclaimer: The above is in no way to be construed as the opinion of the poster, but may be that of her oiuja keyboard, over which she has no control.)

[ionnsaigh]

What does Tommy Sheridan and a flat pack cabinet have in common?
One loose srew and the whole thing collapses.