The Kintyre Forum

Dearie me.

Just slipped on for a wee look to see how everyone was doing and didn't recognise the place at all.
Everywhere I click it seems that the board has been colonised by third -rate comedians and equally desperate poets with egos the size of elephants. Standards have slipped to a point where they have become sub- puerile and that is a great pity.

I suppose the genie's well and truly out of the bottle now and it's too late to insist on compulsory IQ tests before people are allowed to post?

The only thing we were missing was a curmudgeon. Now we are complete

Well said Bobby! Ye canna make an omelette without cracking a few eggs!

The last time the (wo)man posted was over a year ago.. and only 34 posts before that. Doesn't seem like the person is very much interested in the forum in the first place, regardless what level of intelligence the posts are.

Guess old Bobbly is more interested in quality rather than quantity

just bothers me when someone says they are looking in after a year being gone and commenting that people who enjoy the forum aren't up to par with them..

okay, I'm sitting down. someone else take over

AND! (standing back up).. furthermore...

Bobbly Juck

Dearie dearie dearie me
a cannae count does that make three
standards slip slop slide so sharp
bobbly juck your way off mark

Tell a joke juck have a laugh
a rhyme or two what a lark
sub- puerile more the pity
some of the posts are quite witty

Elephant egos as big as their ears
at times a smile can give great cheer
bitter bitter - bitter sweet
you the type I rather not meet

Bobbly bobbly bobbly juck
feeling down you will have no luck
must be great to have a brain
what a waste shame shame shame.

Bobbie En Tejas wrote:The only thing we were missing was a curmudgeon.

Ain't that a sort of small fish?