Blair to Bush's middle east envoy...!

[Charlie]

if you were Tony Blair, would you not just take a few months off, and take things a bit easier, and NOT START ANYTHING ELSE?

[general jack o'niell]

and be out of the public eye? if he took a few months off he would need to take part in the next series of "get me out of here" or celeb big bro, just to remind the rank and file thick british public who he was. half the country couldn't pick him out of a lineup as it is, if he went three months without appearing in the red tops or hello or any of that sh!te then the only ones that would be able to put a name to his face would be all the saddo end of the pier impressionists who are still doing frank feckin spencer and brucie "nice to feckin see u, to see u jimmy, hows about that then"

i am right am i not? we live in a world of instant celeb, half the kids want to be famous when they grow up, they don't want to cure cancer, play for man utd, climb to the moon, win gold medals, just be famous, if that means showing their erse on tv or shooting a classload of kids so be it, so tony having had ten years of it won't want to give it up.

whens my fifteen minutes start?

[Bobbie En Tejas]

sorry general, but you'll have to settle for forum fame.

[general jack o'niell]

i'm deeply offended, i was born and raised within the 30mile limit and here you are accusing me of being a settler, i'll settle for no man, or woman, or person of no particular sexuality(you have to say that you know, it's pc, just like religion, you can't leave anyone out in case they take offence)

settle indeed, pah!!!!(thats me being indignant, just in case you have trouble with the pronounciation)