Free tights for prostitutes?

[Charlie]

Why not? - just legalise it, and get the girls of the streets, get the pimps and criminals out of it - regulate it, make it safe, create legalised brothels - its a dangerous world out there - and we're stuck in some backward thinking - just be a bit more liberal !

[A Horse called Juan Face]

theres legalised brothels over here in australia
i cant afford them tho

[Sweltered]

I don't think you have to buy the whole place, just the services of one of the girls for a while

[general jack o'niell]

i would comment but its one of the few subjects i know nothing about?

[petewick]

i would comment but its one of the few subjects i know nothing about?

I'm stunned to hear that!

[general jack o'niell]

why should you be stunned?

i've never felt the need to buy tights, wear tights or even comment on the wearing of tights, tho come to think about it, i hate the way thicker tights go all baggy at the back of the knee, and if you pull them on the wrong way all the hairs on your legs get stuck in the wee holes and can be very itchy, and don't get me started on a ladder in a new pair, and those wee bobbles you get on your best winter pair.

SO I'M TOLD!!!!!!

[gizmo]

A brothel could be quite an attraction in the town... Imagine leaving the pub late on, cant get a taxi and dont want to walk home in the rain, you could get a nice bowl of hot soup while waiting for the taxis to come back, I think it would be a moneymaker... I suppose it would still need to close for half day on Wednesday though.

[general jack o'niell]

i've a great recipe for homemade lentil soup, not strictly a broth i grant you and it does give sweltered terrible windy pops, but perfect for warming your cockles if your not wearing your winter woolie tights.

[Sweltered]

A brothel could be quite an attraction in the town... Imagine leaving the pub late on, cant get a taxi and dont want to walk home in the rain, you could get a nice bowl of hot soup while waiting for the taxis to come back, I think it would be a moneymaker... I suppose it would still need to close for half day on Wednesday though.

This is the funniest thing ever posted on here

Bravo sir.

[Annie]

Would it have big lace curtain hanging over the windows and a big honking redlight at the front door?

Oh, the shame! What would the neighborso do.

If ye went in there, it would be on the front of the Courier before ye came back oot!!!

So -- location, location, location!

How about the old Kiel Hotel?????????????

Any takers?????

[general jack o'niell]

talking as one who has been to DAM twice, and i'm sure there are a few that will agree with me here?

it's not a pretty sight, the ladies in the windows are right dogs, in fact they'd give dogs a bad name, the sight of a few would turn even the strongest stomach, and the tights? the ones i saw looked as if they had a couple of stone of potatoes down each leg, tell you what tho, in the right light they don't half compliment the varicose veins.

overstepped boundary of good taste, if you read it sorry!!!

[Annie]

Dam's red light district is not all what it is cracked up to be! But there are other ventures in the DAM other than the red light district that are worth pursuing!

[general jack o'niell]

been twice, both times with good intentions, first time i was led astray by two companions who should have known better!!

"Y" NOT?

second time i took my wife and i should have known better, even worse than the first since at least i was stoned for most of the first trip.

[Annie]

I'm with ye there General!

[general jack o'niell]

can't remember that? must have been really stoned!!!

maybe willie will remember, oops, gave the game away!!!