Sex in the Farmyard
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:13 pmBy ROBIN PERRIE
The Sun.July 06, 2007
Police rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.
A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.
By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.
Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the friendliest.
He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”
The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.
He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”
Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”
Puts me in mind of the Doris Day movie...Moooooooooooooove over Darling
Any comment fae you 4th Gen??
The Sun.July 06, 2007
Police rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.
A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.
By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.
Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the friendliest.
He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”
The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.
He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”
Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”
Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”
Puts me in mind of the Doris Day movie...Moooooooooooooove over Darling
Any comment fae you 4th Gen??
....apoligies to any offended local fermers 
,especially frae Suthen. 
who micht ware sunglesses