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Do you think I have erred? Is she too sassy?

Malky

Sassy is good

Don't fret, ionns, its only for the band page!

Hoot I want tae know is how she managed tae get a different colour on her doofer doon at the bottom oh the hoos logged in but?

Ah ahve got is jeest mi name in black writin lake maist o yiz. The wee "sassy" wan as Bill sez she is, haes hers in green for Christ sekk. Yi wud think she had an oil rig o hur ain the wie shees gettin prev--- prefren -- gettin tae dae hoot shi waants. Ah suppose that wee Ninja wuz hur adviser on the colour scheme. That wud jeest be lake hum. Coona join iz hans nuvver mind wudden things.

Jeest bluddy wett tae I see that big Malky, ahm wantin a different colour noo tae. An yiz can ah stan by when the colour skeem for the new Stargate thing hits yiz.

Bobbie En Tejas wrote::lol:

Don't fret, ionns, its only for the band page!

Jees,ah thot yeh sed bond age

record this post, it's a first, probably a last

i have no idea what you are talking about?

this 'll no do at all, i demand my name in red, bad enuff havin to speak to some of the wans on here withoot havin my name the same colour, yir right, this smacks of positive discrimination, if so i thought there were laws against discriminating against the likes of me, or do i have to wave my blue badge in your face

Nae good waving your blue badge if Bobbie has one o' these badges..................

BADGES, BADGES, WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGES!!!

I think your names would look really pretty in polka dot with pink bows ..

Thats as may be Bubba, but hoot colour oh polka dots wur yi thinkin on. Ah mean, ah coona jeest sangshun enny owld colour. Oh naw, naw ,naw.

I wud need sumthin that wud enhance my rather delicately bloodshot eyes an rudd nose. Ah mean the "face lake a skelpit ar$e" look is so this season, dae yi naw think so?

Ahm naw sure wi Bills shiny heed uf he wud go for the pink bows eether,( that photo wi 4th Gen, hoot wuz he thinkin, cood he naw hiv putt stray or hay on his heed tae cover it) He is oh ah certain age right enuff, but a pinkie? Ahm naw jeest too shure.

Mind you, uff thats ah thats on offer wull lakely take it.

Pete Reek wrote:Ahm naw sure wi Bills shiny heed uf he wud go for the pink bows eether,( that photo wi 4th Gen, hoot wuz he thinkin, cood he naw hiv putt stray or hay on his heed tae cover it) He is oh ah certain age right enuff, but a pinkie? Ahm naw jeest too shure.

Two points to answer Pete................

1)When the hair starts to go it's best to crop the rest short,nothing funnier than a Bobby Charlton comb over

2)Naething wrang wi' pink. The wife likes me in pink I have a selection of pink shirts/t-shirts

for a start, its in black and white so how do you know i was wearing pink? which i was, still wud but the weans ok the wife would object, i'm sure (correct spelling, the other way is a brand of microphone, or was that a joke?) its just jealousy that by the time you were that age 18 in case your interested, naw? well feck you , your hair was going doon a plughole clockwise.

i could still grow it that length today if i felt a midlife crisis coming on (never did try a ponytail, now i think i've missed out on something) ask bill, he's one of the few who've seen me without a hat.

only thing i couldna get back would be into those jeans, 27" waist will not be returning, unless i've only six months left

You wurna in the photo

It wuz 4th Gen Suthen wi the white buttons on his shop dorr.

thats the second time i've got mysel mixed up wae him, for the life oh me ah canna imagine how? besides i'm naw too good wae the buttons by the time i get the third wan undone its nae use botherin wae the fourth, just gie the leg a good shake and do them back up again, its fine for aboot ten minutes till ye start to feel it cauld