by general jack o'niell » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:30 pm
where did you get a copy of my hymn sheet? i've been singing that song for years but the non smoking brigade seem to think that a saving of a few hundred million will offset the loss of 8.5 billion in tax from smokers. i pay the exchequer the best part of £40 a week as it is for my passion. i could stop smoking and spend the money on private health insurance, but as i already know theres not a single scheme would take me and its nothing to do with my smoking. its in the small print under pre-existing conditions. i'm not even talking about the two biggies, a simple thing like the fact that a visit from a doctor when i fell off a roof in 1969 doesn't appear on my records but if i claimed for a bad back the insurance company would find it somewhere. next we'll have to buy our fags in plain brown wrapper, in case we frighten other shoppers, or have a seperate private room that you go into to buy them, all supposing they can find shop assistants that aren't too taumatised to serve you. they'll be signin off seek if they have to serve you your usually 100 menthol twice a week. if all the revenue from tobacco had gone into the NHS over the years we'd have the best free health service in the world, just like they always claim we have. besides i'm giving my liver and kidneys when i go, that must be worth a pound or two? my liver and kidney function is always perfect in my regular tests, the pills i take in any one day would actually kill anyone else that took them in that amount and thats only the 24 paracetamol, theres another six that the same dose actually kills people who take them to commit siedyways. theres only the one kidley available mind, have to keep the other in case my son needs it, he was only born with the one.
how did i get from cigs under the counter to selling human organs?, oh yes, my gut and intestines are a lot like westminster, liable to contain parasites!!!!! knew there had to be a connection, soon they''ll be givin us smokers the heather mills treatment and yes we won't (finish it yourself)