Naked Bike Ride Season starts today
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:49 pmNow, I tend to get a load of guff e-mailed to me but today's message really took the biscuit: Would I be interested in either taking part in, or starting in my town, a naked bike ride race? I presume they mean naked folk riding bikes and not folk riding naked bikes 
I have gone into a few bicycle-related websites so presumably this is my reward!
http://nakedwiki.org/wiki/London
I cannot imagine, even in my wildest dreams, of meeting up with complete strangers with no clothes on!!!! I'm not at all inhibited and there's no part of my body I'm embarrassed about but I would prefer to stick pins in my eyeballs than ride a bicycle with out at least 2 layers of cloth between my very delicate private parts and the saddle. As well as comfort there are hygiene considerations… Sorry.
It has also been a very long time since my twin peaks could be allowed out and about unleashed, though I do support a fine pair. I would hazard a guess that most of the naked female bike riders will be flat-chested, young creatures, unlike myself.
And what about the British weather, the rain, the wind and the sunburn? Anyway, each to their own but here's the list should anyone be inclined to take part: (and Bobbie, there's one in your neck of the woods at the end of the month)
Http://nakedwiki.org/index.php?title=List_of_rides#UK
I should point out that there is some sort of political message to the event so in the light of the petrol discussion going on elsewhere on this forum, there may be a few Kintyre riders willing to sign up. All I can say is that there's nowt as queer as folk!!!!!!
I have gone into a few bicycle-related websites so presumably this is my reward!http://nakedwiki.org/wiki/London
I cannot imagine, even in my wildest dreams, of meeting up with complete strangers with no clothes on!!!! I'm not at all inhibited and there's no part of my body I'm embarrassed about but I would prefer to stick pins in my eyeballs than ride a bicycle with out at least 2 layers of cloth between my very delicate private parts and the saddle. As well as comfort there are hygiene considerations… Sorry.
It has also been a very long time since my twin peaks could be allowed out and about unleashed, though I do support a fine pair. I would hazard a guess that most of the naked female bike riders will be flat-chested, young creatures, unlike myself.
And what about the British weather, the rain, the wind and the sunburn? Anyway, each to their own but here's the list should anyone be inclined to take part: (and Bobbie, there's one in your neck of the woods at the end of the month)
Http://nakedwiki.org/index.php?title=List_of_rides#UK
I should point out that there is some sort of political message to the event so in the light of the petrol discussion going on elsewhere on this forum, there may be a few Kintyre riders willing to sign up. All I can say is that there's nowt as queer as folk!!!!!!
