The Kintyre Forum

Glad we have our own male only thread now boy's.

Well we women would like to support you and help out in any way. A new two-year degree is being offered in Kintyre establishments that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-courses, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the programme outline.


MEN 101... Combating Stupidity

HOME ECONOMICS 102 ...You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103... PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

HOME ECONOMICS 110... Wonderful Laundry Techniques

PSYCHOLOGY 111... Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.

SOCIOLOGY 112... Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

HOME ECONOMICS 100... Get a Life, Learn to Cook

HOME ECONOMICS 101... Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECONOMICS 001 What's Hers is Hers

MEN 120... How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong

MEN 121... Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122... YOU, the Weaker Sex

BOTANY 123... Reasons to Give Flowers

ECONOMICS 001... What Was Yours is Hers

SEX 101... You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102... Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103... How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201... How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

MEN 210... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211... How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213... Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

ENGLISH 220.. Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

HYGIENE 221... Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

GEOGRAPHY 400... Real Men Ask for Directions

SEX 223... Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

SOCIOLOGY 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

HOME ECONOMICS 102... Utilization of Eating Utensils

ETIQUETTE 103... Burping and Belching Discreetly

SOCIOLOGY 231... Mothers-in-law

PSYCHOLOGY 232... Appear to Be Listening

PSYCHOLOGY 233... Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECONOMICS 001... Cheaper to Keep Her

We're here to help, Ionns, we're here!

Your not allowed to post on this thread. MEN ONLY.

Got you - sister.

Sex Discrimination Act 1975


(1) A person discriminates against a woman in any circumstances relevant for the purposes of any provision of this Act if-

(a) on the ground of her sex he treats her less favourably than he treats or would treat a man, or

(b) he applies to her a requirement or condition which he applies or would apply equally to a man but-

(i) which is such that the proportion of women who can comply with it is considerably smaller than the proportion of men who can comply with it, and

(ii) which he cannot show to be justifiable irrespective of the sex of the person to whom it is applied, and

(iii) which is to her detriment because she cannot comply with it.

Yes - brother?

Re: A Memory of Gorbals

Postby Govangirl on Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:05 pm
Ionns, of course men and women are not equal. The differences are in the following:

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah .
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but hey, it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Target.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man (as the wise Bobbie has already pointed out)

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!!!

Sister

Exactly, just because we're superior doesn't mean we should put up with discrimination BROTHER. I have just chained myself to the gates of this thread. We shall not be moved.

Aye haulf a pint o cud liver ile wid be movin ye lassie !!!! an see Dr Snoddy fur further advice oan yer affliction if it should re-occur

22 minutes it lasted ionnsaigh Bloody good try though....

Malky

Govangirl wrote:We shall not be moved.

Eh.. Have i missed something while being away.. Has the option to moderate your own thread in here been removed ??? If not, ionnsaigh can remove you without the assistance of the fire brigade and police Govangirl

Then again, maybe i shouldn't be here also

Bring on those fireman, bring them on, I say!!

Govangirl,back on for(u)m!!!!!!!!!

So it wis yersel thet goat liftet the nicht o the big rammy in the Fifty Stitches !!! Wan nicht liein then the sherrif coort Ah suppose an transportation tae. Did ye jump the shup aff the English coast an swum ashore?

Female and Male - add the two of them together = a big bottle of milk.
The only detectable and qualitative difference - The Men like cream - float to the top - we can't help natural phenomena.
A Man

ionnsaigh wrote:Female and Male - add the two of them together = a big bottle of milk.
The only detectable and qualitative difference - The Men like cream - float to the top - we can't help natural phenomena.
A Man

Female and male -add the two of them together = a big bottle of milk.
The only detectable and qualitative difference - The Men like cream - float to the top - but it sours and the cream turns to curd - they can't help natural phenomena.
Men: