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Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:05 pm
by SARID
Nick Clegg,Lib Dem. leader, suggests new Fathers should be allowed to take a year's paid paternity leave so that they can be involved with their children "in a meaningful way "
I've never heard such nonsense!!!

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:25 pm
by Jock Strap
SARID wrote:I've never heard such nonsense!!!


Aye, it should be two years! 8)

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:45 pm
by SARID
Your reply, Jock Strap, makes me think you could make a fine "House husband",and well suited to staying at home permanently,taking care of all things domestic.

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:22 pm
by UP THE ROAD
By the time you came back the company would have probably gone into liquidation and anyway what man would want a year off doing the shopping, spending hours of quality time with the kids and having to have in depth conversations with his wife/partner when he could be at work looking busy. :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:23 pm
by Jock Strap
UP THE ROAD wrote:By the time you came back the company would have probably gone into liquidation and anyway what man would want a year off doing the shopping, spending hours of quality time with the kids and having to have in depth conversations with his wife/partner when he could be at work looking busy. :lol:


Surely the point he is making is the man gets time off and the wife goes to work :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:59 pm
by bill
Jock Strap wrote:
UP THE ROAD wrote:By the time you came back the company would have probably gone into liquidation and anyway what man would want a year off doing the shopping, spending hours of quality time with the kids and having to have in depth conversations with his wife/partner when he could be at work looking busy. :lol:


Surely the point he is making is the man gets time off and the wife goes to work :lol:


You've got me confused Jock. :@
"The man gets time off and the wife goes to work" - I'm OK with that part,but who then watches the baby ? ?.Or would the wife only get a job at a firm that runs a creche ?

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:34 am
by Jock Strap
bill wrote: You've got me confused Jock. :@
"The man gets time off and the wife goes to work" - I'm OK with that part,but who then watches the baby ? ?.Or would the wife only get a job at a firm that runs a creche ?


Oh, aye, forgot about that bit. To be honest it is a piece of pee. Wake up in the morning, feed baby, change baby, watch some morning TV while baby goes for nap, take baby for a walk, come home and feed baby and have lunch, watch some afternoon TV while baby has another nap, take baby out and meet friends for coffee, cake, and local goss, return home, feed baby, put pizza in oven for tea, partner home, they do rest, feet up....

How hard can it be? :wink: :mrgreen:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:53 am
by Govangirl
:lol: :lol: :lol: Aye, that's why I did it four times! What an easy ride it wis tae! Nae wonder all you men want to experience the doddle fur yersels!!!!! :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:50 pm
by LANDROVER ROGER
It is quite a while ago now,but after a couple of days"paternity leave"I could not wait to get back to work. :wink:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:43 pm
by SARID
The new Father is at home for a year on paid paternity leave. During that time the company find they can manage just fine without him. What then------ redundancy ????

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:13 pm
by Jock Strap
Govangirl wrote:Aye, that's why I did it four times! What an easy ride it wis tae!


:shock: :shock: Shocking statement on such a family run forum... :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:45 pm
by Govangirl
Help ma boab, the mods are knocking oan ma door as we speak! :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:05 am
by Jock Strap
Govangirl wrote:Help ma boab, the mods are knocking oan ma door as we speak! :lol:


Surely yer naw that easy? :wink:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:33 am
by Govangirl
:lol: :lol: :lol: I give up!!!!!
You men can't be taken seriously enough to be left in charge of weans! :lol:

Re: Paternity Leave

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:10 pm
by Beachcomber
OK so we're entering a period of economic downturn, employers are tightening their belts, and this muppet is suggesting introducing new legislation whereby an employer would have to pay an absent employee's wages for a year?

I wonder whose name will be top of the list for redundancy when he tells the boss his wife/partner/so is expecting a baby?