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Oh the romance.. I bought Fiona a new belt and bag.. the hoover is working a treat now.
Ive booked a table for two.. tonight
I hope she likes snooker.

ionnsaigh wrote:Oh the romance.. I bought Fiona a new belt and bag.. the hoover is working a treat now.
Ive booked a table for two.. tonight
I hope she likes snooker.

ionnsaigh wrote:Oh the romance..

Mr Govangirl was as thoughtful as you this morning Ionns - he whispered in my ear when I awoke that there was something in the driveway for me that went from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.

In great excitement, I rushed out and found a small package in the driveway, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
That's tonight's steak gone on the black eye!

Mrs.Landrover wanted a coat made from animal fur.I bought her a donkey jacket.(Yes I know it is an old Les Dawson joke).