Dog mess

[shonablack26]

I AM SICK OF PEOPLE WITH DOGS WHO DO NOT PICK IT UP. IT IS DISGUSTING, I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WATCH WHERE I AM WALKING WHEN TAKING MY SON TO SCHOOL SO HE AND I AND MY PRAM DO NOT GO THROUGH IT.

YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING NOT PICKING IT UP, HOW HARD IS IT.

[gizmo]

The hard ones are not the problem.. Picking up the soft ones is tricky

[NelsonL1995]

My Gran really, really hates Dog "mess".

She wrote somthing that was puplished in the Courier a while ago.
It started to anoyy her when me and my brother where younger and we never looked where we were going and ended up in a pile of poop.. Not Lituraly obviously..

I thinks thats what makes people angry the most, when peoples kids walk in it and they are the people who need to clean it off

[four eyes]

follow em home shona and crack one off on their doorstep,that should cure em for good.worked for me.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

follow em home shona and crack one off on their doorstep,that should cure em for good.worked for me.

.......or,pick it up,put it in an envelope and follow them home.Once they are inside,put the envelope containing the muck in it on the doorstep.Then set it alight,bang on the door and run away.The person will open the door,see the envelope on fire and stamp on it to extinguish.Revenge is sweet!

[petewick]

The hard ones are not the problem.. Picking up the soft ones is tricky

Nae hassle about picking up after my dog, just an old Tesco bag and away ye go.
Great hand warmer in these frosty nights.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

The hard ones are not the problem.. Picking up the soft ones is tricky

Nae hassle about picking up after my dog, just an old Tesco bag and away ye go.
Great hand warmer in these frosty nights.

What about the anti-suffocation air-holes in the bag?
Anyone seen the people who pick the mess up in a twee bag and carefully knot it,only to discard it in the nearest bush when no-one is looking?

[Govangirl]

or,pick it up,put it in an envelope and follow them home.Once they are inside,put the envelope containing the muck in it on the doorstep.Then set it alight,bang on the door and run away.The person will open the door,see the envelope on fire and stamp on it to extinguish.Revenge is sweet!

Or maybe they won't hear the door and the whole house will go on fire, trapping the person and their kids in the house . . . with tragic consequences.

Please, please folks, don't play with fire.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

or,pick it up,put it in an envelope and follow them home.Once they are inside,put the envelope containing the muck in it on the doorstep.Then set it alight,bang on the door and run away.The person will open the door,see the envelope on fire and stamp on it to extinguish.Revenge is sweet!

Or maybe they won't hear the door and the whole house will go on fire, trapping the person and their kids in the house . . . with tragic consequences.

Please, please folks, don't play with fire.

Sorry.I assumed that the envelope would not burn fiercely due to the wet dog faeces inside and would just flicker gently.On reflection it would depend on the diet of the dog with regard to rate of combustion of said faeces.I should also have stated to keep the envelope well away from the wooden door and on the step or footpath,to avoid entrapment of all within. How about rubbing the owner`s nose in it instead?Or would that constitute physical assault?

[gizmo]

Are you really suggesting setting fire to a bag of dog crap and pushing up he noses of dog owners... That is downright dangerous, unless of course you are wearing ovengloves or similar..

[rainbowsprite]

Anyone seen the people who pick the mess up in a twee bag and carefully knot it,only to discard it in the nearest bush when no-one is looking?

Why do they go to the bother of bagging it just to throw it away?! Surely the picking up is the difficult bit

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Anyone seen the people who pick the mess up in a twee bag and carefully knot it,only to discard it in the nearest bush when no-one is looking?

Why do they go to the bother of bagging it just to throw it away?! Surely the picking up is the difficult bit

They appear to be acting in a proper manner when other people are about,and then discard the bag when no-one is around.I have seen people do this,the evidence can be seen around here.

[NelsonL1995]

I know what you mean.

There was a guy walking down the lane and through a bag of dog "Poop" over the wall and into my Garden...

Another one was I saw a old lady throw a bag up into a tree. That was really somthing

[petewick]

[quote="LANDROVER ROGERones is tricky [/quote]


What about the anti-suffocation air-holes in the bag?
Anyone seen the people who pick the mess up in a twee bag and carefully knot it,only to discard it in the nearest bush when no-one is looking?

A little bit of sh*t hurts nobody [/quote]