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Postby Govangirl » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:10 pm

They've just carried out a new national survey and have found that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!
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Re: Survey

Postby £3.73 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:24 pm

Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.... then Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

Where do dwarfs go to buy their golf clubs.... Littlewoods.
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Re: Survey

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:37 am

Govangirl wrote:They've just carried out a new national survey and have found that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

Should that be"vertically challenged"? :lol:
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Re: Survey

Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:41 pm

And for the old joke:

What do you call a clairavoyant little person who escapes from jail?

That's right: Small medium at large. :mrgreen:
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Re: Survey

Postby daftdog » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:02 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll: No work to keep you busy bobbie? :lol:
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Re: Survey

Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:53 am

I live for work.. and to annoy you, of course :wink:

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