Whit? Nae Rabbie?

[Govangirl]

Och no Kathy, rest assured that Rab and his turn on of a simmit is safe and well living with me

[kathy9]

Wot you got wan o them tae??

[Govangirl]

Aye, we ur a perr o' lucky wummen so we ur!

[gizmo]

An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.

At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.


The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:

Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.


This continues with the next patient:

Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"


"Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."

[kathy9]

Och away wi ye gizmo (laughing to break at the seams)

Nothing like a good joke on the English huh

[Bitter End]

Kathy9 ---- hoot wey did pit the ye 'on' in fur ? reads better wi oot.

[kathy9]

Tae Bitter End,

Och aye, yer richt, the noo

[Mzz pasico]

Fae Scotia's hoosie the plaque's awa, it cudna thole sair blast,
Bare frame is a' thou lae a'hin' o' Highland Mary's past !!!

She stauns sae prid agin tha frame
Hielan Mary's bak tae Scotia's hame
Noo a' tha veesitors kin see
her past; Weel ken't tae a' an me!!

[Govangirl]

But oh! As blythe and gratefu' is me,
And I sigh as a tear is brocht to my e'e.
Thanks tae Mzz Pasico fur writin' it doon;
A guid wee poet an' the pride o' the toon!

[Mzz pasico]

Wi' muckle pride ma hairt will tak'
Sweet verse, yi honour me,
An' treasure it ay' an ilk lang time,
Sae thankit tae ye GG.

[carlen222]

[quote="Mzz pasico"][quote="Mzz pasico"]Fae Scotia's hoosie the plaque's awa, it cudna thole sair blast,
Bare frame is a' thou lae a'hin' o' Highland Mary's past !!! [/quote]
She stauns sae prid agin tha frame
Hielan Mary's bak tae Scotia's hame
Noo a' tha veesitors kin see
her past; Weel ken't tae a' an me!! [/quote]

im well impressed Mzz pasico!! Nice to see the plaque back hanging at the distillery again