The Atheist

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The Atheist

Postby Bitter End » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:39 am

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' - - 'What powerful rivers!' - - 'What beautiful animals!'
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him , he turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging toward him.  

He ran as fast as he could up the path.  Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing the gap. 
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. Suddenly, He tripped & fell to the ground. 
Rolling over to pick himself up he saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike down  at him.  

At that instant, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!' - - - - -   and - -  TIME STOOD STILL . - - The bear froze. - - -The forest was silent. 
Then a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'YOU deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' 'Am I to count you as a believer?'  The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' 
'Very well', said the voice. 
The light went out.  The sounds of the forest resumed.  And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:  

"'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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