Carradale

[Bitter End]

Well Bochan Mor -ye can darn yer socks while yer safe in its locks-- Ah still dinna ken if you wer at ma door last nicht or not but ah survived semi unscathed tae see another day. Rite gled tae ken that yer back in the land o the leevin an nae lost in space or wurse stuck doon the toon

[Bochan Mor]

Aye, I was there all right, did you not see me fiddling with your mouse. I'll not tell you who I sent the private message to, but no doubt you'll be hearing from him.

Go out to the coal shed and stick on yer tin hat, because by jove can he throw them!

Whilst yer at it, you better check down the back of the couch, as the wee bochan threw a half eaten epple that he didn't fancy over the back. There's always the added benefit of finding your long lost slippers, albeit that they have gone a bit foosty, and the remnants of the black bun and shortbread from last New Year.

[morenish]

apparently i was a bit hasty in calling for a cull on old bubbly, the government says there is now no danger of avian flu in turkeys, as bernard mathews has givin £5M to the labour party.
sorry bubbly, it's a good job yer fairly quick on yer claw.
i only have wan cartridge left anyway an am damned if i'm buyin more at the price o them.
better save it for yon damn bochan anyway widna like to meet him on a dark night, when i'm oot checkin on a coo calvin, an me wi an empty gun.

[bubbly jock]

No, confrontation is the breath of life to these people, so best that we totally ignore him!

Don't worry Bochan mor I'll naw be retaliating to any oh thon keech. confrontation is naw my thing as you well know. I'll be taking nothing to do wae these folk who don't know their apostrophe's fae their parenthesis. Mind you it's prevalent throughout. I blame all thon texting on mobiles for the demise.

Naw I've learned my lesson wae that type, look at he trouble it got us in afore!

Saw the big fla in at Jim Martins the day looking at Dung Skilers. He got a quote fae Wullie Reid but there's jeest naw that many Queenies in the west coast tae meet the price tag.

Do you think Morenish has lost it speaking aboot firing blanks. I think he is jeest trying to lull me intae a false sense of safety I don't believe he wants tae be my freen.

You know what they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Maybe I should play along wae him. What dae you think??

bubbly

[morenish]

BJ your quite right!

[Bitter End]

Ah wis lookin at yon THING that Davie his fur the turkey -most educational! but if the turkey wis lik that, ther is no way thet Morenish culd e'er hae missed! Anyway" IT" disnae e'en look nor soond lik him
At first glance its a far far better lookin thing but ah dinnae think its as sherp!

[Bitter End]

ACH Bochan Mor, ah hid a right guid search doon the back o the couch but thon fella fae ahint the skirtins hid goat ther furst so ah wis left hungry .Ahm right gled that ye enjoyed yer veesit an hope thon sandwich ye et kept ye contemplaten yer erse fur oors cause it wis jist fuul o Kennomeat an Kitty Kat that ah hid scraped oot o the dug's bowl oan the off chance o yer callin. But ,ah wunner whit happened tae aall the kids an them sae guid at aw that recitation ,ach weel the teachers wir needin a wee brek.

[morenish]

weel,weel, here we are in inverness for the night an the nice folk that own it have an internet cafe in the foyer, isnt that no grand?
i'm up here lookin at expensive collies an a kin post on the toon sight away doon ower the southern horizon, amazin tek,,,,teck,,,teak,,things computers!

but by chove i wish i could use them to work sheep because they're way cheaper than a good collie dug, the man up heres wantin £1200 fur this pup an it only 7 months auld!
if i buy it, i'll need to take oot a bigger insurance on the old landrover cos its only insured for £800.

by the way i must admit to commitin a hienious crime wi it, i went a run doon to the mull light earlier this year, the landi weighs 1800 KGs (LWB) the wife an i, 3 folk in the back an the old dug weigh a furhter 470 KGs an the weight limit on that road is 2 ton or 2000KGs!
ahl come quietly........ when i'm ready

[Bochan Mor]

Aye bubbly, the truth will be out. Gary has finally slipped up and mentioned his Landrover when he's been posting with his pseudonym: 'Morenish'

[GarySutherland]

Nope. Mine's a SWB.

Gary

[bubbly jock]

Did A&B Roads chief do anything about disinfecting the streets. No.

This is a wee bit from ben the room that's flooded.

Could it be they're too busy fumigating other parts of A & B to be disinfecting the streets of oor wee toon. Sometimes they're even called called oot tae the islands. Aye they can be busy right enough.

I was jeest thinking maybe they could dae the henhoose after my wee bout of the lurggy. I heard they dae hooses as well so a wee coop shouldn't be too big a job for them.

Maybe Poop Scoop could let me know if they arrive in Kintyre. I could hae a word wae them.

bubbly

[Bochan Mor]

Nope. Mine's a SWB.

Gary

Sorry Gary, that bushy Morenish had me tricked again. I was all round Strathearn looking for him this week, but no one fitted the description. Not much sign of collie doags, but plenty of springer spaniels.

I have to say however, that with all the fancy Rangerovers and Landcruisers, I was more likely to bump into folk that were 'Right Pongal'!

[GarySutherland]

Last nights bonfire and fireworks display up at the Wellpark was excellent. For anyone who missed it here's a little taster:



Well done to all concerned.

Cheers
Gary

[bubbly jock]

Well well as I live and breath. I never thought I would see the like. Commercial war has broken out in Trumpton.

The Waterfront Conglomerate shelling out the dosh for flyers to tell all their customers, a not to be missed opportunity.

Half price newspapers for the masses.

I'll be busy for the next wee while reading all those tabloids and spreadsheets.

What next, penny loaves form the bakers. Bring it on


bubbly

[witchnettle]

just new to this site, and was reading some of the posts, wondered if Bochan Mor fancied taking me for a wander round Carradale, he seems to know all the stories and all the wee nooks and crannies and I'm a sucker for a good story and the odd nook and cranny!