Mis-Heard.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Chap walks in to the retired officer`s club.There at the bar a retired Colonel is sitting with a gin and tonic.Next to him on the bar is a very small chap about the size of an Action Man figure.He is dressed in white shirt and tails and playing a miniature grand piano.The chap asks the colonel for an explanation.He replies,"Many years ago on an African tour,I was walking through the jungle when I heard a voice crying for help.In a clearing there was a native almost chest high in quick-sand.I threw him a rope and dragged him to safety.He was extremely grateful that I had saved him from certain death.He was in fact the local witch doctor.He said that I could have but one wish and it would be granted.For the life of me,I can not remember asking for a twelve inch pianist."