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Three Kintyre Men

Postby Govangirl » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:48 pm

Three Kintyre men were hiking through a forest...

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when they came upon a large raging, violent river

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Needing to get to the other side, the first man, Ship, prayed:

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God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave Ship big arms and strong legs...


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and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,

having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man Sarid prayed:


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'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!
God gave Sarid a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...


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and he was able to row across
in about an hour

after almost capsizing once

Seeing what happened to Ship & Sarid,
Bitter End prayed:


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'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!
BITTER END WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!


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She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...


and walked across the bridge



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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby Bitter End » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:26 am

:oops: :lol:
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby numberplease » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:28 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby Bobh » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:44 pm

I laughed out loud at that one GG. LOL
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby katya » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:33 am

Hahahahaha!!!
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby Ship called Dignity » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:54 pm

haha just noticed this! :lol:

As long as Bitter is my wife I'm not bothered!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby Govangirl » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:36 pm

Get away, she's too skinny!!!!
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Re: Three Kintyre Men

Postby thomas methvin » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:36 am

lol.... good one
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