when they came upon a large raging, violent river
Needing to get to the other side, the first man, Ship, prayed:
God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave Ship big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man Sarid prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave Sarid a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to Ship & Sarid,
Bitter End prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
BITTER END WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
