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Being helpful

Postby Bitter End » Sun May 23, 2010 12:16 pm

Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around a B&Q Hardware store when they collide.

The older bloke says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my Wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
Too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old bloke says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife Look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big Blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a Halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'

The old bloke says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'


Most of us older blokes are helpful like tha
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: Being helpful

Postby Kevin Mc » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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