Cabernet Sauvignon --( for ladies with inhibitions )

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Cabernet Sauvignon --( for ladies with inhibitions )

Postby Bitter End » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:58 pm

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you
out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who
wouldn't mind becoming pregnant or nursing are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz ..............
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: Cabernet Sauvignon --( for ladies with inhibitions )

Postby Govangirl » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:15 am

I have a repeat prescription!

I now have no inhibitions - Cabernet Sauvignon works for me!
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Re: Cabernet Sauvignon --( for ladies with inhibitions )

Postby Iain » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:08 am

Nice one ! :lol:
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