THOUGHTS ?

[Bitter End]

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
single cow, born in Bourne, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 25,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was drawn up by a
lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years,
And we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
Lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a
hostile work environment.
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[Iain]

Great !

Concerning the cows..., perhaps it's because they have ID cards ?