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[Bitter End]

A recent joint study conducted by the
Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates
that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by @#!*% who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.

Therefore, BEWARE o those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents !