Council workers

[Govangirl]

An ex-serviceman went for a job with the Council.

In his job interview he was asked if he had any allergies and said that he was allergic to caffeine.

They also asked if he had worked for the public service before and he told them that he had done two tours in Iraq – they gave him extra points for that. They then asked if he had any disabilities and he said that he had lost both his testicles in a roadside bomb explosion.

This gave him even more points and he eventually landed the job.

They then told him that although the normal hours were from 8 till 5pm, he would not need to come in till 10 am each day.

He said that he was not looking for any special treatment, being a disabled ex serviceman. But they said that there would be no point in him coming in early, because all they did for the first two hours each day was stand around drinking coffee and scratching their bollocks.

[Bitter End]

[maxmix]

Ooooooooh

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