The Diamond Bracelet

[Bitter End]

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrased, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism the salesman greets the lady with, " Good day Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortable but hoping the salesman may not have just witnessed her little 'accident' she asks, " Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?"

The salesman takes two steps back and answers, "Madam I am afraid that if you farted just looking at it, YOU ARE going to sh-t yourself when I tell you the price!"