The language on this website

[A Horse called Juan Face]

its atrocious

imean whoot or hoot or whit

its perfectly simple to type what

Use english please

Im a horse and i can type properly

[Bobbie En Tejas]

its atrocious

imean whoot or hoot or whit

its perfectly simple to type what

Use english please

Im a horse and i can type properly

Nag:

"It's atrocious.
I mean, whoot or hoot or whit.
It's perfectly simple to type "what."
Use English please.
I'm a horse, and I can type properly."

Is that what you actually meant to type?

(I like the nick, btw )

[Pete Reek]

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[Frosty]

Hi Pete

A Horse called Juan Face will be ripped apart by our famous Mr B Jock.
Lets hope the new posters do feel that they can contribute , but I hope we get people who realise that this is a Scottish Community and the accents typed are actually spoken so it is natural to type ' hoot ' rather than the English ' what '.
I'm sure even Scottish Horses could type as good as Juan Face.
Cheers
Frosty

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Now thats not a bad idea, that penny carmel thingie, Pete, although I think a penny carmel fur might be a better idea if I can figure out what that is

Yeah, and where are those upstarts? Its way too quiet around these here parts.

[Malky]

I must admit it's not that easy to read some of the accents on here at times.

Kind of "accent with a slight touch of english".

Malky

[take_a_pop]

Thits how an niffer spoak tae ye at the wee jig the uthur nicht Malky cause a canna wurk oot whoot yur typ'in, niffer mind whoot yur tawkin aboot, maybe you an the horse face shuid sher a wee cream bun an a lump oh sugar, the gither. An huv a rite auld nag tae eech uthur.

[dgraves]

Hoot dae the rest o ye think. Did ye expect a rush o posters since Bubbly an Bochan Mor ur sorta restin at the meenit

Nope, never did expect the supposed crowds hanging on the fringes. Imaginary more like it.

I'm getting used to the local Scottish, so don't go changing on me now!

We have a terrific bunch here, but....
Come on the turkey and big goblin!! You've been away tooooo long!

[Malky]

Thits how an niffer spoak tae ye at the wee jig the uthur nicht Malky

You never spoke to me coz you were snogging a young filly all night


Malky

[take_a_pop]

Aye thits aboot rite, an auld Maggie wuz wae mi tae, fur tae gan un git ma sherri's whin ma gless run dun, Ye wur wae a bonni wee lass yersel, whur did ye git hur fae ? internet bae eny chance.

[Malky]

Ye wur wae a bonni wee lass yersel,

Aye, that's the Breadwinner She was a filipino bride

Malky

[Bobbie En Tejas]

So where are you guys in the pics?

[Malky]

Bobbie, ask Dorian - she'll maybe send you the pic of the 3 wise men

Malky

[A Horse called Juan Face]

no i only joined yesterday

well done bobbie u got my laziness

sfadjlduigerioghp

oops sorry about that my trotters mashed the keyboard

also i was only joking about the language

does b jock work in an abbatoir, if not he better not tear me apart or the horse police will sort him out

[dgraves]

does b jock work in an abbatoir, if not he better not tear me apart or the horse police will sort him out

Work in an abattoir?! Bubbly? I don't think he'd come within 10 miles He's a vegan...most turkeys are.