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[Frosty]

''We told you 26 , you'll never catch 7 good looking ones , there will always be some dogs too''

[DOUBLE A]

The search for bubbly jock intensifies

[Malky]

The search for bubbly jock intensifies

This is my favourite

Malky

[take_a_pop]

New high level security arrives, to police Kintyre Forum.

[petewick]

Any chance of bringin' this back Malky, think that it will generate a few laughs, the forums a wee bit stale of late.


petewick

[howlsatthemoon]

Taiwanese Army go into combat with their packed lunches

[Ross]

Flying squad check out a new lead

[petewick]

American troops rescue their "chums" from fierce fighting in Basra!

[general jack o'niell]

[eddie mitchell]

they forgot to untie the leads again silly wa;;;;;; any way never mind duos my bum look big in this

[Christian]

Taiwanese Army go into combat with their packed lunches

That's a good one!

I'd say:

French army desperately short of men, so they now use blind men with their guide dogs.l

[jillibabes]

how about

dog owning ******** who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning ********* but that sounded too short

Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)

[Neil]

Scrappy Doo.

[petewick]

how about

dog owning arseholes who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning arseholes but that sounded too short

Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)

CRAPPY DO DO'S

[general jack o'niell]