Transport Scotland wrote:In addition monitoring instrumentation has been procured which will provide a visual night time indication of slope movement.
Translation during times of Government cutbacks = The Moon
Transport Scotland wrote: Installation of this equipment .... will provide an early visual indication of slope failure....
Translation during times of Government cutbacks = A sign like this.

Transport Scotland wrote: As a consequence a severe weather warning for rain is likely to prompt a road closure, with the exception of emergency vehicles. Similarly, severe winds may de-stabilise the floodlights and a severe wind warning may also prompt closure.
So, just to be clear ..... the road will now be shut if it's wet, and the road will now be shut if it's windy. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often!!!!

Honest to god, who writes their scripts - this is comedy gold!!! I can only assume the Transport Scotland brain cell was double-booked when they had that meeting.
We have to bear in mind that this is to protect us from the terrible threat of landslides which in the last 50 years have claimed the lives of absolutely no-one, as far as I can see!!! Transport Scotland - please stop disrupting people's lives and businesses and stop worrying about a potential insurance claim! Credit us drivers with the superhman power that allows us to notice 800 tonnes of hillside lounging in the middle of the road. Credit us with the powers of reasoning that we would decide to bring our vehicles to a halt, as opposed to trying to drive through it!
PS. We can all have a wee chuckle if I become the first landslide fatality the next time I'm on my way home - I'll certainly be laughing out loud - whilst singing along to "Isn't It Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette!