Auld pop

[paraffin man]

for gods sake...will someone put a lock on pops posts, a he's been doing the nite is posting pictures, i doubt he's lost his falsers n canna speak the nite

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Aye, an guess who's got thim ?

[megan]

Those choppers are scary enough on the cat!! You just keep a postin' your pics Pop

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Had a wee laff tae masel the dey, ah wuz oot a stroal hae'in a look at the new pool beildin, an whin ah wuz roon the bach oh it, but afore a furget, its a hoora lookin beildin fae oot the futba pitch side, oniway whur wuz ah, oh i a wuz oot the bach oh it whin this yung fla,weil actually he wuz muddle aged, came wakin past wae ah wee dug naw sa far behin him, an as they wur heedin donn tae wurds theTesco side oh the pitch, this weil known local damsel an hur dug wur gan tae wurd him.
Noo at this point the per oh thum stoaped, fur a yarn, aye jeest the wiy folks dae, an as they wur blethur'in tae each othur, the chappies dug, had a crap.
Whoots funny aboot that ah heer ye sey, (read oan).
So the guy shouts tae the dug och, S...., ye'v jeest dun wan, an aff nae mer bags left tae pick it up wae. Dont wurry H.... sed Mrs Mac I...... aff plinty wae me so ye can hae wan oh thurs.
At this point he's dug takes aff an he ters awa efter it, shoutin, cum bach heer ya wee T.....
Mrs Mac picks up the mess an gans an draps it in the bin, an goes oan hur wae.
Meenwhile the guy has caught the dug, got its leed bach oan, an tis wakin ma way, as he passes the bin he seys tae the dug, a'l keep this bag fur later oan, whin yuil lakely want oot agane.
Yeh see, the guy new the wummin wud pick it up fur him, (how could he know that) i heer ye sey. Well heers how, because it heppin'd tae him wance an the ferry same wummin dun the ferry same thing, an noo he's sussed hur oot he keeps dae'in it.
Dae ye naw jeest hate folk thit dinna cleer up thur ain $hit efter thimsels.
Ah meen why ist it ulways the weemin thit seem tae dae awe this $hity kind oh wurk.

[Pete Reek]

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Pete, dae ye naw remember awe them biscutts yeh wid mak me steel fur ye, oot oh the fermers troch, thit wur lak the rejects oot oh the penguin factory ? an wur used fur puttin in wae coo feed.
Christ ift it wizna fur them, you wid niffer aff had a chocki biscutt, whin ye wur a boy.
An ah mind wance, whin ma mothur wuz oot sumwhere, ah sneeked in tae cut a big slice oh tablet thit ah saw her puttin in the fridge tae harden earlier oan that dey.
Ah goes runnin oot the hoose an awa up the hill tae eet it ah tae masel, whin ah wiz sittin in the whins, ah took it oot oh ma poaket and ah took a gret big, naw ah meen BIG, bite oot oh it, followed sharply by ah hoora spew, cause it wizna tablet ah ta, it wuz cleen fat oot the chip pan she wuz washin oot. Did i naw jeest lern ma lessin thit dey.
An a hate chip fat neer me tae this dey, if ye'v iffer had it stuck tae yur teeth, yuil ken whit a meen, an fur oniwan thit haizna, perhaps you shuid gan get yursel a wee bitty an try it. Gon, jeest fur me.
Christ wuz i naw jeest a wee buggar whin a wuz a wain, an wae awe them keeks in the erse ah used tae get, ah shuid be aboot 6 fit bloody tall. (but am naw).
Oni thing tall aboot me, tis ma tales.

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Thets a richt guid wey o haudin yer teeth while ye brush thim Pop! Ah guess ye dinna like the taste o toothpaste . Aye very smert!