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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby Bochan Mor » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:57 pm

bubbly jock wrote:
Sanyanya wrote: I have a terrible feeling that the internet Police have already tackled poor bubbly jock, as he doesn't seem half as fowl as he was before Christmas.



Maybe make a film with the directors cut or even a book Maybe my freen Bochan mor will know!


This thing wae the search engine has me puzzled. I think one of the entries was just himself trying to navigate his way back to the forum!

It's not easy bubbly, trying not to offend the easily offended. We cann't all be as subtle as the great Snoddy in these matters, but that was all part of his training. Morenish there, he's used to dealing with the 'Department' on some matters delicate, so like all fermers, he knows how to put thing across in such a way, as to get one over the recipient without them even realising. The adjective: 'Bushy' springs to mind, but perhaps that would be unfair to say.

I suppose Malky is just trying his damnedest to protect the forum from those that can take umbrage to another level. You know the thing: Small Man Syndrome, and Big Man Syndrome. I'm not sure which is worse!

I think that we are all self moderating these days, with past experiences still preying on our minds. Indeed, I have already found myself going back over and editing my original posting. Who knows, in 20 years time, we may all be mentally scarred by the behaviour of some of the posters on here and elsewhere.

But here bubbly, don't leave us just yet, watch closely, and when the opportunity knocks, come out of the undergrowth and snipe, allbeit half gagged. Some of us will still see the flash of the burning!
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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby Ship called Dignity » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:00 pm

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bubbly jock wrote:
Poor Malky is noo the man wae the scissors and as sure as that cat in the barn's a hairy beast more and more of my posts will end up on the cutting room floor

bubbly

Now that's unfair bubbly, I haven't cut or edited any of your posts. :?

As I've said before, I'm not here to be a censor, just to moderate - there's a big difference.

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BJ

I have to agree with you on this too Malky - I am the only one who has edited one of your postings lately and you know fine well why I did this...

You don't seem happy unless you are picking on someone :shock:

Tel us what you all want then with regards postings etc.
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:58 pm

bubbly jock wrote:wan face says:- so bored of LOST dont even read about upcoming episodes in the US anymore

...Here's me thinking as soon as he leaves the Wells Fargo Depot heading for the Steel Hooses, Lost is a daily occurence.

The bigger bag is not an increase in mail It's to hold the flask and compass. The PO are looking at the budget to see if they can afford a guide to help Wan Dip negotiate Smith Drive.

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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby bubbly jock » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:44 pm

Malky wrote:more of my posts will end up on the cutting room floor


No you haven't Malky Not yet anyway. As wan of the high heid yins you will find references to yourshelf now and then. Not all are true most are in jest and not meant to offend. You're a really good moderator

Christ I should be a diplomat

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A Horse called Juan Face wrote:leave me alone bubbly, i dont want to be your friend, im taking my ball and going home


Aye okay wan dip but remember to finish the run first. Okay pet?

see ya

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Postby bubbly jock » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:46 pm

thep wrote:You don't seem happy unless you are picking on someone :shock: Tel us what you all want then with regards postings etc.



Here's me thinking I would be safe to be a bit more carefree on the speakers corner where it is not for the fainthearted and is okay for "banter, moans, groans, raves and rants"

Bochan mor it looks like there is no place for me

I will jeest have keep my "moans groans raves and rants" in the loft. I'll pack em, stack em, and rack em, 'till a later date.

You can tell I used tae work in air traffic control but I never owned my own airport like old Esso Blue. Maybe he'll give me a job :wink:

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Postby Ship called Dignity » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:58 pm

There you go Bubbly - I edited your above post as you had that as a quote from Malky instead of being from me - so I sorted it for you - okay? :lol:

...and your above point is? :roll:
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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:58 pm

bubbly jock wrote:I'm afarid the satire is misunderstood by all the sensitive souls on here. It's like walking on eggshells Think maybe leave it all tae the wan liners and the photographers. You see I canna help myshelf.

bubbly

Maybe make a film with the directors cut or even a book Maybe my freen Bochan mor will know!


You think they start out as one liners, bubbly?? Sheesh no, man. That's all thats left when the fluff is taken away and the meat remains. But ever notice that some people speak volumes for one line's worth, and some write one line that speaks volumes? :wink:

And furthermore.... you've been in the coop so long, all you are doing is avoiding eggshells. You ain't going to get out unless you step on a few :twisted: So come on out!
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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby Malky » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:51 pm

bubbly jock wrote:As wan of the high heid yins you will find references to yourshelf now and then. Not all are true most are in jest and not meant to offend.

That's ok, I don't mind anyone taking the piss out of me ( I probably deserve it!). But with some of the comments (and not just from you) I felt the impression being given was that anything controversial posted on the forum was being edited or deleted.

bubbly jock wrote:You're a really good moderator

You expect me to believe that :shock: :roll: :wink:

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Re: Close Shave for Auld Pop

Postby dgraves » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:45 pm

Malky wrote:
bubbly jock wrote:You're a really good moderator

You expect me to believe that :shock: :roll: :wink:

Malky


Why not? :roll: I do...believe it, that is :lol: Just take it (face value or not) :wink:
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Postby CooBoy Troy » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:16 pm

Bobbie En Tejas wrote:Will the real Cowboy Troy please stand up, please stand up... :twisted:



Howdy Bobbie, I take it the above is you referring to that little palefaced, foul mouthed, bad mannered rapper Eminem....well, I knew his Mom and she aint half as bad as that ungrateful wee :wink: nyaff!! (see, howsabout that for picking up on y'all's vernacular) makes out.............he is not so bad I suppose but nowhere near the same class as Troy :roll: or even the magnificent Vanilla Ice............."check out the hook while my DJ's performing...ice ice baby" that surely is top class....and I aint kidding.........I do look up to MC Hammer who made a mega hit out of Rick James' Superfreak.

Anyway, Oh My, this thread has fairly moved on since I last mosied into the ranch bunkhouse to log on...Irn Moderators, Bubbly Jock back again, upsetting folks, and almost but not quite, going in a huff...hey dont go in the huff BJ, get back on good form and posting again.....

But still no sign of the old guy that started this thread, Take a Pop, I sincerely hope you get back to fine health soon and back on to the forum.....

Best get back out to the ranch, roppin' rappin' 'rasslin' ridin' rollin' rollin rollin', keep those dogies rollin'

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Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:27 pm

<Banging my head on the keyboard> Why, why couldn't he have been from Illinois... :lol:
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Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:21 am

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No plaice

Postby Bochan Mor » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:38 pm

bubbly jock wrote:
thep wrote:You don't seem happy unless you are picking on someone :shock: Tel us what you all want then with regards postings etc.




Bochan mor it looks like there is no place for me


bubbly


Don't you be worrying too much about the plaice bubbly, they're in short supply all over. You used to be able to spear a few of them down at Portrigh. They've tried clearing the forests and still now found you bubbly, but they've sent the army this time. I spotted a convoy heading down the West side yesterday. I'm sure that they stopped off at Malky's for directions.

Your off colour at the moment ma friend, but just hold back a bit, as I'm quite sure that your satirical view on life in Kintyre is much appreciated by many.

Keep your beak up!
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Postby bubbly jock » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:58 pm

Ach aye bochan mor

A wee pick me up is what I need. I am wondering is it because I was over wooing those wee beauties at the Jewellers and I don't mean the diamonds. Yon wee black chick is in a class of her own. Jeest hope I haven't caught anything :shock: . Should maybe stick tae Shaws girls. Great wee hookers.

I took a wee dauner doon tae the monument and a chat wae the McConk brothers fair picked me up They're a tonic. But Bill would have some walk if the car broke doon

Morenish passed by on his way to god knows where. Up and doon the village wae loads oh this and that and then brings it all back. Nice wheels though. Has he ever cut grass wae thon beast? Maybe he'll gie me a wee job wae the splitter until he gets fed up wae burning rubber through the village.

I think it's the mention of prefabs that could be leaving me so maudlin. I have a strong suspicion that the place where I spent many happy memories is noo a part of a garage Am I right or am I wrang??



Och I'm at a wile loose end the noo. Think I'll go look oot claes for the fairies the night. Are you going??

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It's Maybe Just WInd!

Postby Bochan Mor » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:04 pm

Malky and Pongal's jokes have brought this one to mind bubbly.

This is a story about a Muasdale couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop letting go raspers because they were making her sick and starting to lift the paint from the walls. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was a perfectly natural process. She told him to make an appointment wae Snoddy as soon as possible; as she was concerned that one day he would blast too hard and blaw his innards out. Disappointingly, this was dismissed by the methane blaster, who said he had no intentions of consuming vast quantities of tastelss deactivated carbon biscuits, over something so trivial.

The years went by with him continuing to turn the air blue every morning with his explosive emissions, and absolutely no thought for his long suffering wife! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey giblets and a malicious thought came to her. Instead of throwing them into the stock pot for her festive soup, she took the bowl upstairs where her husband was sound asleep. Gently pulling back the bedcovers, and the elastic waistband of his underpants, she emptied the bowl of turkey gizzards into his tartan shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual, milk-curdling trumpeting, which was followed by a heart stopping scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the kitchen floor laughing, tears streaming down her well flushed cheeks! After years of torture she reckoned she had finally managed to get him back pretty good style.

About twenty minutes later, her shocked husband came downstairs in his giblet skid-marked underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him: 'Whats the matter?'

He said, "Darling, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his smirking wife. ''Well,'' he said: ''You always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, Vaseline and ............................................................. anyway, I think I got most of them back in."

It just goes to show: Even although you feel like Dorian's S.H.I.T, you can bet your bottom dollar, that someone else feels even more hellish. As long as we still have the monument and a few of the inspirational characters sitting aroond it, we'll be just fine.
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