Pop, goes.... (The weasel)

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Sorry aboot awe this pETE rEEk tis ma new sexratery thits dae'in ma posts. A'l awa an see tae hur the noo, an get hur tae sort hursel oot.
Fae ah let her handle ma post, hur heeds been in a tizzy, an ma guid name ist gettin dragged doon.
Ah best gan an git it soartid oot.

[Pete Reek]

Eddie Ted

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Sorry aboot awe this pETE rEEk tis ma new sexratery thits dae'in ma posts. A'l awa an see tae hur the noo, an get hur tae sort hursel oot.
Fae ah let her handle ma post, hur heeds been in a tizzy, an ma guid name ist gettin dragged doon.
Ah best gan an git it soartid oot.

Pop, next you'll be blaming it on a oiuja keyboard! That might better explain some of the posts anyway.

[bubbly jock]

Pete Reek

Rise above it all and sleep on your next answer tae yon hussy Bet. She's bad news at this time of night. Away and damp doon the fire and get tae your scratcher

I'm away tae mine

bubbly

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Weegy, is how tis spelt ma deer, naw Oiuja, ur ye shoor tis naw yoor board thits went funny.
Speekin aboot snow Reek arr doe, huv ye still got thit big satelite dish fur gan up the brae tae sledge wae, christ wuz that naw jeest the best sledge iffer invented, it wid go at ah hoora speed, but it spint yeh roon lake ah spinnin top, an ah dinna lake that at'ah, ah ulways felt seek efter it. twas gret fun tho. a'l need tae gee the wains ah shot this yeer tho, am gettin jeest a wee bitty auld fur it noo.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Pete Reek

Rise above it all and sleep on your next answer tae yon hussy Bet. She's bad news at this time of night. Away and damp doon the fire and get tae your scratcher

I'm away tae mine

bubbly

lol bubbly, I'm bad news other times of the day and night also. Where'd you get that cute emoticon?

[Pete Reek]

Eddie Ted

[Ship called Dignity]

Bubbly I wis stickin up for you an wee dreeble got at mi aboot spellin his name.
I geed him a grett big P but he said he wis only needin a wee p, an that wis efter a they pints he wid lakely swalla on Setturday night.
Did yi see hoot else he did tae me? Did yi?
He only gave me wee arrs when uvvryboady knows I get big arrs.
Somebody said tae me the day: "Pete, yoov aye been wan fur the big arrs"
So ah telt him tae his face. "Listen you tae me" says I, yi jeest dont play aboot wi a mans arrs noo dae yi"? I wis a man, when thep wis jeest a pup, but he must've growed up that way"
An another thing, he caad me "Reeka"
Yid think ah wis somethin oot o they bloody "Soprano's" Can yi naw jeest hear it on the telly?
"Heh Momma, wherr issa reeka"? Eh? "You a gonna tell me"?
An them a sittin roon the table wi thur jaas gan ten tae the dozen champin hell oota pizzas.
Ahm half expectin the big yin feh the Lairgieside at the dorr next.
Imagine him at yir dorr. He wid scare the smoke back doon the chimney an a the weans wid be greetin for oors.
Dae yi think a should get a horse an a hat an kid on ah can sing jeest lake that Cooboy?
Ah wid jeest go tae mi bed an pull the blankets ower mi heed, but a had a bowl o lentil soup this efternoon an Sprouts and mashed turnip alang wi mi dinner the night, so ahm bloody terrified ahll suffocate misell durin the night.
Ach maybe ahll see yi the morra fur a yarn.
Cheerio jeest noo.

Excellent posting PR!

[paraffin man]

Aye the auld flas still postin, feirt incase he misses anythin, thats hoots wrang wi him. Ah jeest think hes lookin fur attention maesel, auld maggies naw very eenamerd wi him the noo & matrons gien him prep H fir his bunch o grapes wi ah the sittin on his erse hes been dain lately. He jeest needin a boot up the erse frae the general n that'll sort him oot.

Nae wunner hes got a sore heid, i wiz up his wway the nite n the whole o the high road wiz lit up at auchinlee, the auld buggers only went n got himsel wan o thon plasma screens fir the computer, am no kiddin its a hoora a fa size, n hes sittin in that wee room lookin at it wi thon bifocals o his, the letters must be near 2 foot high when hes looking at thim. he must hae a sore neck tae cos hes fae wan side o the room tae the other readin everithin, n wi thon stiff neck hes got after gettin thon blue tablets stuck in his throat it canna be that guid for him. A doot hes watchin other material on the screen n naw jeest the KF the durrty auld bugger.

[Pete Reek]

Eddie Ted

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Ah think its aboot time ah came back oan heer, in an official manner ah meen, an naw jeest a Pop in, Pop oot, sort oh mode.
Whit in gods name is awe thur self honurs gan aboot the noo, fae thit Motley croo, ah meen whur aboots in the infrastructure oh this eer forum, duz it sey, if yur wantin an award jeest nominate yursel fur it. F u c k e d if ah can find it.
So if yuil bear wae me here oan this we problum, thit a few wet ah hun the eers folk ur sturrin up, weil try an soart it oot heer an noo.
Weil am naw a trumpit blower, fact is, if a stuck it up ma erse ah cuid probably pley it better, cause the wind thit cums oot oh ther, seems tae be mer an mer frequent. Wher wuz ah, oh aye, am naw a trumpit blower, but ev'n tae eniwan thits colur blun, its as plane as the noze oan yur face, thurs oniwan person on this site, thits fit tae kerri the award oh MVP.
An, am naw ganni embarass the wunner ( in ma opinion) oh the award bae gee'in he's name in full public view, but see'in as he's gave me a freeby fur xmas dinnar next year, then ah owe it tae him, tae drop a few cloo's.

CLUE No 1.... The minister licked his erse.

CLUE No 2....He's really ah she.

And finally
CLUE No 3....He canna pee.

Noo fur ah yoo's yung blooders thits came oan heer thinkin yur ganni take ow'er, let me tell ye this, wance, an oni wance, thurs plenty room oan board fur ye a'll. but ift ye cum in heer an try pushin yur we scrawny frames aboot, a'll jeest huv tae snap you'se lake a wee twig.
An whin am dun oh ye, a'l get Bubbly tae sh-it doon yur neck.
Awe sorry bubbly ah niffer ment tae mention yur name, but we awe ken, yur the 1.
But am chasin ye fast. so keep yur beek cleen.

[paraffin man]

Fur petes sake 'n no pete reeks sake) auld fla, make yer mind up, wan meenit yer gaen, the next yer waitin. I dinna think its yer sore heed thats keepin ye aff o here. i think it possibly summit else.

cmon auld fla tell us the truth, yer amung freens here.

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Ye ken, ah yeh need tae ken, sonny, ok, ken.

[bubbly jock]

but ift ye cum in heer an try pushin yur we scrawny frames aboot, ...............

Speakin oh scrawny pop I bet you're glad she's naw on the table at Xmas. No breast, no thighs but by the look of her she will soon have wings


I wonder if she ask her man before she goes out "does my bum look big in this"


bubbly

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Jesus Bubbly, she has the fattest veins, ive ever seen, fat bitch