I went up the hill the day tae visit the auld fla, & he wisane in.
Matron advised me that thon red cross bus arrived at the door this mornin tae take him N Maggie away up the road tae glasga. After some more investigating on this i discovered hoot the auld bugger wis up tae. matron hanna got a clue where he wiz gaen, but i did.
I then got a report fae a neebor in the corridor that he wis heard gien it laldi in the shower last night late on, he must have been reminisin o his days in the navy as he wiz beltin oot 'We are Sailing'. i jeest coona make heed or tails o this, so i jeest had tae ask aroond whit wis happenin cos i wis worried aboot the state o his mind. Billy acroos the landin fae him said that he had seen him this mornin, cos he got a lift doon the street when he wiz gaen away, he said there he wiz this mornin, clean shavin, stinkin o poof juice, drainpipe troosers on n a right spring in his step. Billy said that they drapped him off at woolies corner, the auld fla got oot n drapped his wallet on the groond, two tickets fell oot, but he dinna know hoot they were for, and Billy said that when he bent doon he near ripped the erse oot o his troosers , he also told me that, wait for it, Pop had on wan o thon leopard skin thongs, imagine it!
Well a went away hame & gave it a bit o thought...........
Gaen tae Glasga wi Maggie
Beltin oot 'we are sailin' last night
Drainpipe troosers
leopard skin thong
The auld buggers jeest went n took Maggie tae Rod Stewart cos he wis playin in Glesga the day. Well am i no jeest rite, cos Auld Maggie wiz hame in great order the night, pop got up on stage wi the auld fla already on it & belted oot maggie may in honour o his burd he wiz way.
N hes tellin us a on here he has got migranes.....migranes my arse he ought tae look at the music he listens tae.
so it pop the rocker fae noo on.
