The gospel of The Horse

[jock the boat]

pap!

stop writing pap or u will be ostracized from the flock of face
and ur meat kitchen priveleges will be taken away

You, Mr Horse, may think that you are the MVP of these boards and that everyone hangs on whatever piffle you write,
but the sad fact is that only you and your silly friends Lightning Jr, Trapper and Frosty are the least bit entertained by whatever you deem it necessary to write.

Please go away and let us enjoy our message board in peace

[A Horse called Juan Face]

the flock still likes me

they include such luminaries as

coo, vanessa feltz, bret hitman hart, deep screw, mummy and daddy, chesterfield, roy, juan pampherston, sandringham, lance percival, tamzin outhwaite, threesome dwarf, the tradesman, honey monster, dingle, jimmy hoover, krang and shredder, wwe champ John Cena, Lion o and snarf, jamie smith, aids, grasshopper, mad goo, trapper and lightning jr, the elephant man, big giles, the fallen angel christopher daniels, team coach, bartus, lightning sr, homer simpson, floshed, burn, mccones, simple simon, overly neurotic simon, mr simon sir, frank butcher and tim lovejoy

[Frosty]

j t b ,
I haven't a clue as to what your talking about.
The entertainment factor is certainly not all about what any individual writes .
I'm sure you can stirr things up with better comments than that.
Go on try harder.
How about you entertaining us with some great conversation and topics.

fROSTY

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Judging by the names on the list, I think he's wandered into the wrong forum. Sit him in the corner, give him his meds, call the authorities and wait for his caretaker.

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Judging by the names on the list, I think he's wandered into the wrong forum. Sit him in the corner, give him his meds, call the authorities and wait for his caretaker.

Im not insane, im in denial

[Annie]

Who untied his jacket????? I really want to know!

[Trapper]

I didn't know horses could swim. (in de nile, geddit heh?) Somebody tell me i'm funny.

[A Horse called Juan Face]

I didn't know horses could swim. (in de nile, geddit heh?) Somebody tell me i'm funny.

no you just got my joke
Im not in seine, im in the nile. never said it was a good joke

[A Horse called Juan Face]

Who untied his jacket????? I really want to know!

Insanity is a state of mind

Here are some facts about the horse

The Horse:

1 is predominantly asexual, although he does appreciate the female form

2 is ostensibly non-conformist, though he likes mars bars and pepsi. Unfortunately both companies are major conglomerates, and whilst he enjoys the sweet taste, deep down he feels a twinge of sadness and regret

3 hopes argentina win the world cup, though he feels at the moment that italy look very impressive.

4 does not care that few seem to acquiesce to the above viewpoint, he does not know the worry of what others think

5 enjoys dissecting things to see what is wrong with them. At the moment he is working on eunuchs.

6 feels that his time and creative intellect would be better served if it was put to a more productive use than thinking up nonsense to write on a web forum

7 feels that the chances of the above suggestion coming to fruition are very slim.