Hugh Trowsers

by **take_a_pop** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:55 pm

Dg, He coona even keek his ain arse, the last time he wanted he's leg oe'r, Mrs Reek hud tae lift it fur him.
An beleive me lass, this auld fiddle still pleys a meen tune.

by **Pete Reek** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:57 pm

Eddie Ted

by **jock the boat** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:59 pm

wha in the name of al thats good and holy is hugh trowsers?is it someone who has a weapon like no9 man

by **take_a_pop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:03 am

Boat, dinna you wurry yur erse aboot it, yur naw invited eniwae.

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:07 am

ur not a nice a\uld pop i hope u get lost at sea then i wont hel;p u

by **Pete Reek** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:12 am

Eddie Ted

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:19 am

I just want to know who gets his wheelchair up on that table for his table dances.. and (god forbid) do people put pound notes in his drawers :shock:

by **Pete Reek** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:30 am

Eddie Ted

by **take_a_pop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:33 am

When this auld fiddle walks intae ah room, ev'ry wan bows.
T.j, nae wan gits thur hans doon ma Y's, ah keep ma savins doon thur, weil hoot a meen is, ah telt auld Maggie, that whits doon ther, im saving fur a rainy dey, she disna mind wettin fur that dey tae cum, fur she kens it will be special, whin it does.
Bless Hur, silk stockings.

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:35 am

And on top of it, I'm remembering the leopard thong... oh, fate, how cruel that you would leave me forever tortured with the visual...pop, wheelchair, leopard thong, pound notes.. out, out damn thought!

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:40 am

take_a_pop wrote:When this auld fiddle walks intae ah room, ev'ry wan bows.
T.j, nae wan gits thur hans doon ma Y's, ah keep ma savins doon thur, weil hoot a meen is, ah telt auld Maggie, that whits doon ther, im saving fur a rainy dey, she disna mind wettin fur that dey tae cum, fur she kens it will be special, whin it does.
Bless Hur, silk stockings.

Lucky for her it rains often in Scotland :lol:

by **take_a_pop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:45 am

Aye thits hoots special aboot it fur hur, cause it rains ev'ry dey, an she disna mind gettin wet.
An git thum othur thots oot yur heed, yu'il oni get yursel wurk'd up.

by **Bobbie En Tejas** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:00 am

Oh, I think I can handle it okay. I have learned to control my wanton lust, but for other men and women who might still get flushed at the thought of you on that table, I have for sale this fine Hot Pop fan, for just three easy payments of £29.95!

by **take_a_pop** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:13 am

Jeest anothur wan oh yur gadgits T.j, a'l tel ye this, ah winna lake tae be lock'd up in your dungeon. Naw, cum tae think oh it, maybe ah wid.

by **Annie** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:18 am

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugh Trowsers

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