jock the boat aint very happy

[jock the boat]

i have recently discovered that my uncle argyll visited campbeltown and did not come to visit me, he did not even tell me he was coming. i realise i am not well liked in this forum but to find out my own family dislike me feels like a torpedo in the bow. hopefully cousin campbeltown still likes me. from now on id like to be known by my real name...... H M S Jock the boat.you can read about my missions at WWW.jocksavestheworld.com.

[Ranald]

Poor Jock.

Yer cousin Argyll's only a kid-on warship, she's not even named after a real port and only exists to keep the likes of Inveraray, Oban and Lochgilphead landlubbers happy because we've got Campbeltown.

[A Horse called Juan Face]

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[Pete Reek]

pr

[jock the boat]

red rum means my website pete reek

[Pete Reek]

Well you might need to change to Bacardi then

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Or hemlock

[Pete Reek]

They have a rather cool local name for it Bubs, Hech How

You should never eat Hech How!

How?

Cos it's naw good for you, that's how

[Jock Strap]

Jock the Boat eh?

You kiddin?

[jock the boat]

the queen actually gave me this name, just before she rattled bucksfizz over my trumpet.