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Postby Reidiboy » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:19 am

Boats can have more "horse power".
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Postby petewick » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:01 pm

Would that be a seahorse?
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Postby daftdog » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:24 pm

You can't make glue or a pie oot a dead boat.

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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:13 pm

Horses don't die
and they dont get even
they just get odder
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Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:40 pm

You can watch baby horses be born, you can't watch boats be built:

http://www.foalnet.com/

Horse lips, I thought you might like that one.
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Juan ...

Postby Annie » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:19 pm

Stop it! I am sick of looking at that big ugly guys face!!!!!!!!!!!! It is distracting and takes up too much room on the posts!

Stop it!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:11 pm

i made them smaller but thats it
u dont get everything ur own way here annie
careful now, or ull be banned from the meat kitchen
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Re: Why boats are better than horses

Postby Sweltered » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:07 am

jock the boat wrote:3. Boats don't leave excrement all over the road.


Yes but some of the biggest sh*ts I've met, were on boats
OOH did they knock down McCaigs folly.....
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Hmm

Postby Annie » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:16 am

Sh""t also floats! Hmm!
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Re: Why boats are better than horses

Postby Reidiboy » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:30 pm

Sweltered wrote:
jock the boat wrote:3. Boats don't leave excrement all over the road.


Yes but some of the biggest sh*ts I've met, were on boats


I'll agree there sweltered!!!!!!!! :wink:
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Postby jock the boat » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:53 pm

boats dont land on other boats when jumping over big hedges

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no 1 will want to play with me once the bloody swimming pool opens. toot toot. except Gen Jack
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Postby Bobbie En Tejas » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:19 pm

Little horses don't have to lead big horses along, they know where to go..
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No Ban!

Postby Annie » Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:00 am


i made them smaller but thats it
u dont get everything ur own way here annie
careful now, or ull be banned from the meat kitchen



Okay, okay! I give!
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Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:11 am

i think u r mad
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Mad?

Postby Annie » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:46 pm

Even a horse can't back a crab into a corner!
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