I HOPE ALL YOU SCOTS WILL RAISE A GLASS

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Jeesh, Neil, ye'll be havin' me oot ma tree every day o' the rest o' ma life wae that list. There's a few there I wusna even aware of masel' an' me bein' a guid Catholic lass too!

Jees shameful, isn't it!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

Annie! You're losing time! Quit talking and start drinking to them!

[Annie]

Where dya think ahv been! Ah hid tae gan doon the liquor store and buy oot half the place! Half got delivered today, and the other half tomorrow!

SO, if ma posts are wicked stupid and my typing has gan a' tae hell, then ye know ahm jees praying away!!!!!!!!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Where dya think ahv been! Ah hid tae gan doon the liquor store and buy oot half the place! Half got delivered today, and the other half tomorrow!

SO, if ma posts are wicked stupid and my typing has gan a' tae hell, then ye know ahm jees praying away!!!!!!!!

Giving homage to the spirit world.. just don't start typing in tongues!

[Annie]

The spirits are with me right enough!

Now it is just as well I don't know where my car keys, my purse or my cell phone are!!!

There is nothing worse than doing any of the following while communicating with the spirits:

Drunk driving, very bad!

Buying stuff on the internet or off late night TV and putting it on your credit card!

and, my very favorite ...

DRUNK DIALING everyone you know, and waking them up by saying;

"HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

really as loudly as you possibly can at four in the morning! (In either hemisphere!)

Because we all know that when one communicates with the spirit world one transcends time and space!