thep wrote:I was at the Opticians on Thursday in Campbeltown (A.G.Barr) and was pleasantly surprised to find out that we are
ALL now entitled to free eye tests!

Also got an apointment very quickly too.

Cuid be yeh got a quickie appointment, cause ye wur speekin tae a hat an coat stand jeest inside the dor thinkin it wuz the receptionist ?, ah hope ye niffer telt thum yur stori lak aye did, a whilst bach, whit a silly place fur a shoo shop oniway.
Whit did they tell yeh P, yur eyes are gret, ye ken yur wae tae the pub an bach, an whin yur ther yeh hae a few glesses oh thairs, so ye dinna need oors.
Did a heer rite, thit ye ask'd fur a per oh thum new, (make ma mussis look gorgeous) glesses, ye'v a bluddy cheek so ye hae,,,,fur she's the bonniest wummin in yur hoose, yur oni lucky she canna see 2 feet in frunt oh hursel, fur am shoor she wid huv dumped ye bae noo.
Oniway, a will veesit ye next week, efter ma wee brek, so a'l see ye then.