Pipe Band

[jock the boat]

sorry swelturd i had to tone down the language cos i no u dnt lik strong wrds so i alterd it
if im an amatuer windup merchant thn u most be more amtuer at not being wound up
as fr ur comment 'wait till the general reads this' wow whats he going to do? oh wait hes gon to shoot me?
no, hes going to kill me, no hes ....hes not?......he is, u know........hes going to TYPE SOMEHTING aaaaaarggh nooooooo!
y dont u take ur silly waltons or whatever u call urselves, line up singl fiole kiss john boy goodnight and curl all up in the one bed u share, cos i aint sweating th e bruvvers dimm(hans christian andersen ref., by the way)
as fir the noise of cars i much prefer it. its more tuneful than the monotnos droning of those silly pipes
as long as the drivers have payed heir road tax and huv a lisens theycun drif enywher they wabnt at any tim tehy want and theres noting u can do aboot it
piping only increases the sterotipe of scots anyway most americans still tnink we live in mud huts wi no leckie and fight with swords and wear stupid skirts while blowing a hairy octupus. inm wi the english here i want to take after my great granda hms brittania and fae no on i only want to be nowed as john the boat
they gost a check tae call themselves world champions anyway, whod they beat? the poor mans america and the poor mans australia? its like america being world champs at baseball when they the only wans that play it
they gie oot championships fir anyhting they days i must b wurld champ at haveing a bath in my ain bath and powerwashing my hull infact im wurld champ at so many things i think i will be noo sir john the boat
kiss my rudder!!

[general jack o'niell]

thanks willie, loved the clip,

[Bobbie En Tejas]

piping only increases the sterotipe of scots anyway most americans still tnink we live in mud huts wi no leckie and fight with swords and wear stupid skirts while blowing a hairy octupus.

I'm fanning myself.

[general jack o'niell]

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[jock the boat]

u make no sense aand i bet u cant even see the contradictions in what uve wrote

boat boat boat boat boat la la la la al la ala la boat
big egomaniac

[Bobbie En Tejas]

I think this is a case of "one oar short of a boatride." (what is the topic again?)

[Sweltered]

I couldn't be bothered reading the p1$h Jock wrote, did he explain what a Buffon is?

Nice to see you've finally nailed your colours to the mast (pardon the pun, he's a boat gettit!) so it is about the Pipe Band after all.

Nothing like your rapier wit to make my day.

And "Ha Ha you said Ball" that's funny right there.

[jock the boat]

I couldn't be bothered reading the p1$h Jock wrote, did he explain what a Buffon is?

Nice to see you've finally nailed your colours to the mast (pardon the pun, he's a boat gettit!) so it is about the Pipe Band after all.

Nothing like your rapier wit to make my day.

And "Ha Ha you said Ball" that's funny right there.

u obvisly did read it son and who r u quaoting there anyway u lot makes no sens

[general jack o'niell]

[jock the boat]

sir john the boat is bored now im awa to play woth landmine they less senstive
u aint so big either but i not gon ther girlfriend

[Bruce]

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...

... if that is true and someone is only sarcastic half the time does that make them the lowest form of a half-wit?

[general jack o'niell]

[jock the boat]

u are a vey conffusin chap i no playing anemore tis too easy anywa