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Postby jillibabes » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:23 pm

general jack o'niell wrote:if the word ******** offended then why reprint it?

or are you a dog owner and thought i was referring to all dog owners? not the case!!!


I'm not a dog owner and didn't realise I could edit a quote - I'm still quite new to posting - I know now so have edited the quote.
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Postby Beachcomber » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:29 pm

How about: "Polive tracker dogs pursue felon high on drugs."
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Postby Christian » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:56 pm

Animal liberation front saves dogs from test center?
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Postby lightning jnr » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:37 pm

get oot, stevie wonders flying this thing.
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Postby petewick » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:10 pm

" who let the dogs out?"
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Postby The Hitman » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:03 pm

THE DOGS OF WAR!!
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Postby £3.73 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:25 pm

"bet you regret letting fido sh1t in the street and foul the pavements now eh?"
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Postby The Hitman » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:48 pm

Whats with all these hang dog expressions??
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Postby general jack o'niell » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:18 pm

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Postby Christian » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:09 pm

Hot dog delivery service?
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Re: Is this in the right forum?????

Postby Ship called Dignity » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:54 pm

jillibabes wrote:
general jack o'niell wrote:how about

dog owning ******** who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning ********* but that sounded too short


Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)


I don't view this part of the forum much as it pretty much takes care of itself but I totally agree with you Jillibabes - the General's post is way off thread. (esooecially the Council Tax bit....yawn! :wink: )
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Re: Is this in the right forum?????

Postby Sweltered » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:36 am

jillibabes wrote:
general jack o'niell wrote:how about

dog owning ******** who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning ********* but that sounded too short


Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)


Do young people not read the posts in speakers corner?

Have you ever heard how they talk to each other?

This is not 1932
OOH did they knock down McCaigs folly.....
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Re: Is this in the right forum?????

Postby Sweltered » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:36 am

the p wrote:
jillibabes wrote:
general jack o'niell wrote:how about

dog owning ******** who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning ********* but that sounded too short


Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)


I don't view this part of the forum much as it pretty much takes care of itself but I totally agree with you Jillibabes - the General's post is way off thread. (esooecially the Council Tax bit....yawn! :wink: )


He's been off his thread for years
OOH did they knock down McCaigs folly.....
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Postby Christian » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:48 am

That's what someone should invent:

A dog that doesn't crap, or a vegetarian dog, as crap of rabbits or other vegetarian animals is much less dirty.
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Re: Is this in the right forum?????

Postby jillibabes » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:59 pm

Sweltered wrote:
jillibabes wrote:
general jack o'niell wrote:how about

dog owning ******** who drive from the other side of town to let their dogs mince all over the school playing field, thereby causing the children of limecraigs to step in the mince while playing golf(don't say they shouldn't be playing golf in the field, i pay my council tax and get beggar all in return) and football, finally linger too long when the air ambulance helicopter lands to transfer a sick patient to hospital in glasgow, good!!!! i hope they all fall to their death!!!!


wot you think? too long? not punchy enough? not inane and pointless enough? could i have tried to be a bit less bitter? i don't know, i was just gonna put dog owning ********* but that sounded too short


Surely rants should be kept to "Speakers Corner" - I would point out that younger people read the posts on these forums and they certainly don't need to read your foul language. (no pun intended)


Do young people not read the posts in speakers corner?

Have you ever heard how they talk to each other?

This is not 1932


I'm quite sure the younger people do read the posts in speakers corner - my point was that the rant should be in speakers corner - the comment about the language was an additional observation.

I have heard how some of the younger people talk to each other - this doesn't make it right or acceptable
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