> > >woman sitting next to him.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He thought to himself "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight
> > >attendant, but which airline does she work for?"
> > >
> > >Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
> > >slogan "Love to fly and it shows?".
> > >
> > >She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
> > >himself "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta".
> > >
> > >A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
> >
> > >her again, "Something Special in the air?"
> > >
> > >She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and
> > >scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
> > >
> > >Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk".
> > >
> > >This time the woman turned on him "What the f*ck do you want!?"
> > >
> > >The man smiled, then slumped back into his chair, and said "Ahhhhhh,
> >
> > >Ryanair!
> >
> >
