Jock's Joke Of the Day

[jock the boat]

How many humorless wallopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, but theres hunners o them on the kintyre forum!

[ionnsaigh]

How many humorless wallopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, but theres hunners o them on the kintyre forum!

Takes wan tae know wan

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Lots of humor on the forum, jock.. but you have to be witty enough to catch it

[Auld Pop]

T.j ah see yiff got 1234 postins, thits ah wunderfill figor probably bettur thun yur ane..

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Much better than my own! 1234 is far better than a mere 10!

[alan k]

Aye right-do you guys out there not have pancakes and syrup for breakfast each day !!!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Yes, we are all fat beasts who subside on a breakfast of eggs and pancakes with loads of syrup and biscuits with sausage gravy, big thick gigantic bacon (7 slices), fried potatoes and grits. Okay, so I'm not really a 10, I'm really a 1234.

Shyoot... when's lunch...

[bill]

Cum on Bobbie gie us a wee chorus o San Antonio Girl

Since I first saw you I've been thinkin' about you
And now I'm out here on the highway goin' crazy without you
I can't help but want you girl, you're young and you're pretty
But somehow I can't see you up in New York City

I'm gonna leave you alone in your own little world
But won't you be my SAN ANTONIO girl
Be my SAN ANTONIO girl
Be my, be my, be my, SAN ANTONIO girl

Now I know you've heard the stories bout life in the fast lane
What they didn't tell you is you come home on a slow train
I'd just as soon remember you the way that I found you
Dancin' by yourself with the stars all around you
© 1987
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[Bobbie En Tejas]

I live in my own little world wherever I am

[bill]

I had a dream we went away,
left this city for a day,
You took me southwards on a plane,
and showed me Spain or somewhere.
But in reality your,
not so keen to show me anything,
and I thought you liked me.

Hey show some love,
you aint so tough,
come fill MY LITTLE WORLD,
right up,

copied from FILL MY LITTLE WORLD by the FEELING.

[dedalus]

I'm impressed, I thought I was the only closet steve earl fan - John Walkers blues is the most contentious american song of any genre let alone country. The man's a genius. Hard to beat Nebraska tho - His best quote was "sometimes you have to make stuff up cos real life doesnt rhyme"

[big tony]

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!!

there is officially, now, no accounting for taste!!


that puts the drive in DRIVEL

[bill]

In reply to dedalus,I would'nt go as far as saying he is a genius.Any man that gets married SIX times is not quite all there, after the second time you got to think enough is enough..

Ashes to Ashes is one of my favs by Steve from the same album "Jerusalem"

Ofcourse Nebraska is a Bruce Springsteen song,though Steve does a good version.


Now, nobody lives forever
Nothin' stands the test of time
Oh, you heard 'em say "never say never"
But it's always best to keep it in mind
That every tower ever built tumbles
No matter how strong, no matter how tall
Someday even great walls will crumble
And every idol ever raised falls
And someday even man's best laid plans
Will lie twisted and covered in rust
When we've done all that we can but it slipped through our hands
And it's ashes to ashes and dust to dust

[jock the boat]

see this joke page has gone all serioubus jock rules

[Dangermouse]

How many humorless wallopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, but theres hunners o them on the kintyre forum!

You weren't smiling much yourself when this was taken either: