Ah wunner wid that Roberto guy be so pi$$ed off if he owned the grun an fence that uvvryboady an thur aunties wur sprachlin ower an rooinin. Its because o the lazy wans that wid rether take the easy rodd uvvry time that the original wan got knackered in the first place. Hoot wid he say if we paraded through hees gerden an drapped ah the trooshlach o the day on the flooers an streetched the wire an slackened the stabs on the fence roon it the wey the wan at Westport wuz?
Hoots so hard aboot openin a gate, passin through an then closin it ahunt yi.
Surely if the fermer wants tae pit a fence up its up tae hum hoot size it is. Jeest cos you dont see coos or sheep disnae mean that there might naw be wans in therr in a few dezz. Therr might nuvver be wans in it, but thats up tae the guy that owns it.
Ennywey, am shure the fermer disnae gi a monkeys hoot ennyboady thinks o his fence as lang as it suits heez needs.







